Milk is racist! Who knew?

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  1. Herdfan macrumors 6502

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    http://www.daily49er.com/opinion/2017/03/13/milk-new-symbol-of-hate/

    This is a perfect example of why average ordinary Americans are abandoning the Democrats/Left.

    Also, since there was a recent thread on here about race simply being a social construct, how is it possible that different "races" have different milk needs. So if the concept of race really does not exist.........?
     
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    I always thought milk was racist for the mere fact it only came in white but unfortunately, it's a nutritional necessity...
     
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    Is this article a serious? I can't tell.
     
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    #chocolatemilkmatters #strawberrymilkmatters o_O
     
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    It is not a "perfect example" of anything except pure idiocy.
     
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    Should chocolate milk get some type of affirmative action assistance? Like for every gallon of standard milk a store stocks it needs to stock at least 1 1/2 gallon of chocolate? Is coconut milk racist? After all, the coconut is brown on the outside.

    This is actually the dumbest thing I've ever read. Next we will be reading about how seminal fluid is racist because it's white. Maybe every man should get elective surgery to have a dye dispenser installed in their urethra do add a little "color" to their semen.
     
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    This entire story is about "normies" taking the hacker known as 4chan serious. The whole milk is racist started* with Shia and HWNDU public crying sessions in NYC.

    *I think as I'm a normie too.
     
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    I can't keep it straight anymore. My new drone arrives today and I think I will be taking a break from PRSI for a while.
     
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    are you assuming Milk's gender? does Soy milk need papers or is simply bilingual? what if soy milk self identifies as Almond milk? did someone call it almond milk because they could not say nut juice with a straight face? show me the udders on the almond please. I would call you racist but I think I'll just say you are lactose intolerant just to be nice.......... :p
     
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    I think that was covered in the post you quoted.
     
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    Ban dihydrogen monoxide !
     
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    I refrenced dihydrogen monoxide last week to my 17 year old daughter and her friends. They are all in the same honors chemistry class. They had no idea what I was talking about.
     
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    You're really scraping the bottom of the barrel when you have to go to an opinion piece in a student-run university newspaper to validate your outrage.
     
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    Oh good god...:eek:
     
  17. Herdfan thread starter macrumors 6502

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    http://www.dhmo.org/msds/MSDS-DHMO-Kemp.pdf
     
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    I'm not outraged. I just think it is an example of why the left is losing. So if anything, I am happy.
     
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    Same here. I am wondering if it some kind of satire?
     
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    Lefties seem to be pretty terrible at satire lately. Have you seen SNL in the last 3 months?
     
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    First they ruined Pepe the Frog and Mac Tonight, and now milk!
     
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    Well milk is just so white, I refuse to have white privilege milk in my house. I only have chocolate milk in my house. #diversity
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    Now that I think about it, maybe that's why my kids don't like my homemade mac and cheese.
     
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    Chocolate Milk is just regular milk in "black face". Therefore, chocolate milk is the most racist milk of all.
     

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