I know there are some other threads scattered hereabouts, but I just had to share this, because, in retrospect, it is freaking hilarious. My biggest client is doing a big world-wide aerial shoot. One of the photographers and I became pretty good friends as we have an Annapolis-in-common trait to share. When he went back to school at the U.S. Naval Academy, he wanted to do some part time work, so I suggested that he help me out. Now, with this said, I told him that I didn't want him coming to our house if it had any chance of possibly ruining his naval career (my partner and I have been living together for five years - I am gay...) don't ask don't tell, you know. He said - pfft no big deal (his girlfriend lives right around the corner from us, it turns out). So the first night he has leave we go out, drop a FedEx package and I offer to buy him take-out Chinese so we can eat while I show him the project I need him to work on. I get everything on plates, and we decide to eat in the living room. I turn on the TV and find the Simpsons, which I leave it on. Next thing I know, "Fred" asks me "Uh, I though we were watching the Simpsons." I said "we are." He said "Uh, no we're not." So I come out of the kitchen and what I see in full 32" glory is some 20-something guy with a boner the size of Sears Tower pleasuring himself. My partner had left some of our "pron" in the DVD player and it was playing in full stereo and HD in front of the very embarrassed young midshipman. Horrified. He shrugged it off, but still puts naked females on all of my computer desktops when I am not looking. Anyone else dumber than me?