thought i'd share how i had one of my neighbors and his accomplice thrown in jail today. and since he's already on probation, he'll probably do some real time. here's my tj hooker moment... yesterday morning( 5:45am) i saw my neighbor( he lives around the corner and is rumored to be a drug addict) and another guy standing next to a p/u truck in front of my home. they eventaully walked off in the direction of his home. i thought it was strange but went back to bed. later i go out to get my paper and notice that an antique table that sits between two chairs on our porch is missing...damn, it was a nice table and had my new cigar cutter in the drawer. i'm pissed but i figure its not worth reporting to the police. obviously, the truck is gone( i'd never seen it before)... so this morning i'm out walking with my daughter and what do i see on the next street? the same p/u truck, now loaded with chairs, lawn mowers and...my table( complete with cigar cutter and monogramed matchboxes in the drawer). how friggin stupid can these guys be? so i call the police and they have me fill out all the forms to make a citizen's arrest. they go to his house, arrest him and his buddy, impound the truck and bring the table back to my house. sweet!