Nothing would please me more than drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and watching Russian tanks roll over this puny little flyspeck, pulverizing these ungrateful racists into dust. Unfortunately, Obama is spending billions of dollars protect these swine, and he wants to quadruple that amount of U.S. forces on the Baltic borders with Russia. Obama is perfectly willing to start WWIII over Estonia. Back in the day when we had Air Force bases in Iceland, the Icelandic government would not permit U.S. black servicemen to leave their bases, lest their pure blonde, blue-eyed Viking goddesses be sullied by dating the black Americans protecting their crappy little nation. Both Republican and Democratic administrations acquiesced to this for decades until Nixon closed our bases in 1973. We need a president who puts American interests first. We need a president who will tell the rest of the world to stuff it. We need a president who will Make America Great Again!