Neanderthal genome nearly done

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by Cave Man, Nov 7, 2009.

  1. Cave Man macrumors 604

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  2. Iscariot macrumors 68030

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  3. dmr727 macrumors G3

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    So once they're done with Glenn Beck, will they move on to Rush Limbaugh next?
     
  4. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Were there Neanderthals in the Garden of Eden?
     
  5. XNine macrumors 68040

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    And did they like licorice? Inquiring minds want to know.
     
  6. Gelfin macrumors 68020

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    I am curious whether a Neanderthal would have known better than to write "The mystery of whether Neanderthals and us had sex…."
     
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  8. ravenvii macrumors 604

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    Don't you know? Satan planted those evidence to corrupt us!

    Repent!
     
  9. gilkisson macrumors 65816

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    Abel was. That's why Cain had to slay him. Didn't want to. It was in the script.
     
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    Sort of sucks that Shakespeare was involved in that script, would have been better if they had hired Monty Python.
     
  11. designgeek macrumors 65816

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    I think the script was more like

    Code:
    >>>killall ABEL
     
  12. gilkisson macrumors 65816

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    I don't know... Midsummer Night's Dream is just as, um, special, as The Three Philosophers. I think it'd work out OK.
     
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    No, but the Neanderthals had a whole valley to themselves. By all accounts it was a lot more fun.
     

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