Need some anal beads? Head on over to Kansas, the GOP has a deal for you!

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by iBlazed, Sep 26, 2014.

  1. iBlazed macrumors 68000

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    I'm sorry but this was too rich not to post, I just had to share it.

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  2. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
     
  3. EvilQueen macrumors 6502

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    This is as slanted as it could possibly be. A company doesn't pay their taxes and has to auction off their stock to pay for the back taxes owed. Pretty standard practice. Wouldn't have even made that crappy website if it would have been a company that sold clothing.
     
  4. burgundyyears macrumors 6502

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    I think someone needs to review the definition of hypocritical. Low-information blogger blather.
     
  5. steve knight macrumors 68020

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    I thought the GOP were anal beads? sorry could not resist.
     
  6. chown33 macrumors 604

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    Their projected budget deficit is $238 million.
    They want to sell $163,000 worth of sex toys.
    $163,000 is $0.163 million.
    Where do they plan to get the remaining $237.8 million?

    Or are they really hoping the market for sex toys, um, expands?
     
  7. burgundyyears macrumors 6502

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    The two facts have no relationship to each other. A tax auction would be done whether there was a budget deficit or surplus in the state. It's what you do with goods or property seized for unpaid taxes. The original blogger also has an interesting definition for hypocritical. I can't figure out how it's "hypocritical" for this auction to occur at all.
     
  8. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Anal beads in a thread title. Well played iBlazed, well played. :D
     
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    I hope none of these anal beads are made of natural walrus ivory. That would make them illegal.

    We should all support the use of walrus-friendly anal beads.
     
  11. DonJudgeMe macrumors regular

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    Is it a mask friendly auction? Welcome to Hoody-Fest '14! Please don't touch unless you plan to buy!

    Instead of food stands, will there be lube and condom stands? Or maybe all three, now that i really think about it.:eek:
     
  12. D.T. macrumors 604

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    I get all my products from Mistress Monica’s House of Anal. Local joint, good selection, and great customer service, they let you try-before-you-buy (you know, because sizing is key).

    Some killers deals with their previously owned merchandise too.
     
  13. yg17 macrumors G5

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    It's all part of their anti-abortion strategy. The more they can get people to play in the back, the fewer abortions will be needed.
     
  14. Meister Suspended

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    Anal beads? Yes, please.

    At second thought; no thank you!
     
  15. JohnLT13 macrumors 6502a

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    Sounds like some back door dealing going on there.:eek:
     

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