News of the Weird (and painful)


rhpenguin

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im cringing just reading that article. eek!

But i do agree with iGav on this one... Put that beeeeeyotch under the knife and take her reproductive organs.
 

stubeeef

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Aug 10, 2004
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Looks like once again a good friend was left "holding the bag". :p

also gives new meaning to "jerking off"! :p
 

Roger1

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stubeeef said:
Looks like once again a good friend was left "holding the bag". :p

also gives new meaning to "jerking off"! :p
Sounds like the lady is a little "nutty" :D

edit: I wonder if she'll be "sacked" from her job, if they find out about this :p
 

Applespider

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iGAV said:
In Gav Land though, where justice is swift and harsh I'd have one of her ovaries removed... eye for an eye so to speak. ;)
I'm sure she'll get a prison sentence since it is GBH. Besides most UK judges are men and I don't think a bloke in the world could read this without wincing.

If you want rough justice then I don't think the lack of an ovary would hurt quite so much as what she did, nor is it as visible to future prospective mates or as psychologically damaging. I'd suggest a pointed painful piercing in a sensitive spot, carefully engraved with her crime to warn others!
 

rhpenguin

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Applespider said:
I'd suggest a pointed painful piercing in a sensitive spot, carefully engraved with her crime to warn others!
Uhhh.. piercings in those special areas arent that bad. Ive got an apadravya which is a barbell that goes throgh the top and bottom of the head of my penis. Initial pain sucked, but after a few days it was like an extension of my body. The crusties were a different story though.
 

keysersoze

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Jan 6, 2004
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rhpenguin said:
Uhhh.. piercings in those special areas arent that bad. Ive got an apadravya which is a barbell that goes throgh the top and bottom of the head of my penis. Initial pain sucked, but after a few days it was like an extension of my body. The crusties were a different story though.

OMFG.

:eek: :eek:
 

mkrishnan

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Jan 9, 2004
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Applespider said:
If you want rough justice then I don't think the lack of an ovary would hurt quite so much as what she did, nor is it as visible to future prospective mates or as psychologically damaging. I'd suggest a pointed painful piercing in a sensitive spot, carefully engraved with her crime to warn others!
Does she get to know what her crime is, or do we do this Kafka-style? :eek:

I'm not a big fan of imprisonment over rehabilitation. But it's also kind of disturbing that she's out on bail. In the UK, is this sort of thing treated under special laws for sex crimes, or is it just considered assault?
 

munkle

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Roger1 said:
Sounds like the lady is a little "nutty" :D

edit: I wonder if she'll be "sacked" from her job, if they find out about this :p
I bet you had a 'ball' of a time coming up with those!

Look what you've started! :p
 

mactastic

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Apr 24, 2003
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rhpenguin said:
Uhhh.. piercings in those special areas arent that bad. Ive got an apadravya which is a barbell that goes throgh the top and bottom of the head of my penis. Initial pain sucked, but after a few days it was like an extension of my body. The crusties were a different story though.
TMI!
 

rhpenguin

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Jun 10, 2003
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mactastic said:
LoL.. its always fun to get responses like yours. If people find out that i have the piercing or it comes up in conversation due to me snagging it on my boxers or adjusting myself, its fun to watch people cringe when i tell them about it or show them..
 

iGav

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Mar 9, 2002
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Applespider said:
If you want rough justice then I don't think the lack of an ovary would hurt quite so much as what she did
I wouldn't use anesthetic... ;) that would suffice.
 

Nickygoat

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Dec 11, 2004
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*crosses legs in sympathy* How much force do you need to do that? If she's out on bail I hope I don't meet her in a dark alleyway :eek:
 

jsw

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Mar 16, 2004
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Mr. Anderson said:
That's just not right....**shudder**

How long before she gets to court?

D
Assuming it's submitted as evidence: in whose court, then, will the ball be?
 

Blue Velvet

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Jul 4, 2004
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mkrishnan said:
In the UK, is this sort of thing treated under special laws for sex crimes, or is it just considered assault?
Who knows? It's obviously a teste-case...