NRA Employee Accidentally Shoots Himself On The Job

In other news: I had bacon and eggs for breakfast again.

Statistics show that bacon and eggs are by far the most common breakfast consumed by me.

I also have a slight abrasion on my right middlefinger and I have no idea where it originates from.

 

Not "accidental". Negligence. He did something wrong, and Mr. Murphy never goes on vacation.

He's now in the company of quite a few cops who have done the same thing. Brain fade. Can happen, regardless of who is the employer.

Irony, yeah, okay. But how about the DEA guy who shot himself in the butt while giving a lecture on gun safety?

 

Don't buy them. Simple as that

 

They're gross.

 

Don't go to places where they train. Not sure why you can't understand that

 

Then Don't go there either. What's the problem?

 

Playing with loaded guns, even safety demonstrations is an accident waiting to happen. Safety demonstrations should be performed with dummy cartridges. For the safety of those being trained if nothing else.

 

Sissies love their glee. Hope this great news made your week brighter.

 

Sports injury flare-up?

 

Maybe too much trump sport, you know the grabbing of kitties. Try using another finger, before retiring to locker room to discuss it.

 

The middle finger is mostly used while driving. At least here in CA

 

That post is 1 year old ...
Dude ... you are stalking me, aren't you?

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I really had bacon and eggs. I have bacon and eggs every day.
I'm really sick and tired of bacon and eggs but I'm on a keto diet and don't know what else to eat in the morning.

Also:
Bacon grease raises your testosterone if consumed in the morning.

On a different note: Does anyone know if aspartame kicks you out of keto?
I've been drinking diet soda all day long and googling it confused me even more.

 

Nods.....it's how we get people of certain nationalities to shut up, tie their hands. Always love people driving and gesturing with both hands while talking to passenger. Must be early autonomous vehicle.

 

Dude ... do you realize how trivial it is to find things?

MacRumors Search > term: masturbate > posted by: Meister > Search this forum only
Result: 2nd hit

I actually spent more time and thought deciding between "Sports injury" or "Repetitive-strain injury".

If the triviality of this impinges on your world view, then by all means, don't let this undermine it. It wouldn't be the first time in PRSI when an elaborate fanciful notion seems to be preferred over a simple explanation.

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Spam?

Sorry if that was too obvious.

 

4 Rules. Seem simple enough. Yet even professionals get complacent.

 

If you were in the backseat of his moms car what would he call you?

 

I guess that according to this reasoning a driving instructor should never be involved in a car crash.

 

Spam has about 4% carbs and the fats are mostly non-saturated.
I also don't like the taste and consistency.

Thanks for the idea though!

 

Not if he's in an empty parking lot with a student.