"(*******) Offers **** *** to Anyone Who Votes For Hillary Clinton" (NSFW)

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  1. thermodynamic Suspended

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    http://www.maxim.com/women/madonna-makes-sexy-offer-clinton-2016-10


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    Madonna has never been shy about her opinions, her sexuality, or pretty much anything else. So it shouldn't come as a huge surprise that she recently made a bold offer to anyone voting for her favorite presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton.

    The Material Girl took the stage prior to Amy Schumer's standup concert at Madison Square Garden on Tuesday. "One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy," she said, "If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob, OK?"

    Just in case anyone thought Madonna was joking, it sort of sounded like she wasn't. "Swear to god," she continued, "And I am good. I’m good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I, uh, have a lot of eye contact. Yeah? And I do swallow."

    Article has, um, more...

    (Next week, said person will proclaim assault charges...)
     
  2. BoxerGT2.5 macrumors 68000

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    Do I have to fly out to London for that? Does she make house calls?
     
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    The day she will realize that she's almost a grandma will be a joyous day for the world, and certainly great news for conservatives and liberals alike.
     
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    I was at a taping of the Tonight Show in NYC with Jay Leno hosting. Madonna showed up pre-show and told the audience she was going to the Knicks playoff game so she wouldn't be on the show. I yelled out asking her if she needed a date. She came over and gave me a kiss but said no. :(
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    Like a virgin
    Touched for the very first time
     
  6. nfl46 macrumors 604

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    Lol, Madonna still think she's in her 20s. I think a lot of people would love this offer, if we could get 20s year old Madonna.
     
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    Really?!! So there is actually something that would get you to vote for Hillary? Wow. This is the real October surprise folks. :D
     
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    Madonna is still pretty hot for being almost 60
     
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    Telling your wife
     
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    Well, this is one good reason to vote for her!!!! I wonder if anyone will be bold enough to take her up on the offer and if she will follow through with it! I doubt it, but it is still pretty fun to imagine none the less.
     
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    Even if she's 60, she's still Madonna...
     
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    Funny story, I inadvertently slept with a Trump supporter last night. This election season is just ridiculous, can't even get laid without politics coming up. However, despite my best performance in the bedroom he still won't vote for Clinton. :(
     
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    No one knows where that mouth has been. Ewwww.
     
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    Lol. Maybe he should get tested, stat!
     
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    Can I trade her for Emma Stone or Isla Fisher?
     
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    Classy.


    No, she isn't.

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    From an unedited photoshoot.

    Any recent photos of her are extremely photoshopped.
     
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    While I have always liked Madonna, this reverses decades of progress.

    It's as if she's proving that women succeed only by performing sexual favors for men.

    Apparently without using sex, women can't succeed.

    Guess if Hillary loses, she'll know what she should have done.
     
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    Hope you got tested afterwards.
     
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    It's the perfect irony loop.
     
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    You may need to get the whip out for those stubborn cases.
     
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    I thought this was satire at first, but she really has lost her mind or something.
     
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    She's just trying to stay relevant. She's only 10 years younger than Hillary for crying out loud.
     
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    Now if Melania would do the same for Trump......
     

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