This is the thread for PPP members to practice their routines. No smelly SLIPpers allowed! (If those losers are still around.) Hitler used wild gestures and stuff during his speeches, and he went from a nobody to almost the leader of the world, so obviously we've got to outdo him physically, maybe with gymnastics and fireworks or something. But that's for another thread... This one is for practicing things to say when we're addressing the commoners, executing people, conducting foreign relations, complimenting ourselves, and so on. Feel free to present draft scripts, ask for more words that rhyme with "piss" or "pee," discuss strategy plans, you get the idea. Non-PPPers, if you're still reading, which you SHOULDN'T be because this discussion is PRIVATE and SECRET, feel free to present poetry, songs, short stories, film scripts, confessionals, etc., flattering to the PPP. If your work is good enough, we'll put you on the list of people not to execute in 2017.