Out of all the Famous Chick TV Chefs, Who Would Win in a Fight?

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    I am going with Julia Child... she worked for the OSS as a spy in WWII.
     
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    Pisssh.

    Delia… she'll teach you yankee cheffettes how to boil an egg
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    So would I :p
     
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    But what am I supposed to do with the corpse that remains?

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    Uh, I think whichever girl eats the most will win it. In untrained fights, size is everything, which must be why Rachel Ray decided to get a head start in preparation for this fight. Giadi would probably lose based on size alone. You can tell she's also quite short if you compare her to the height of the counter-top in her kitchen. She'll have to start eating a bit of her own cooking, me thinks.

    Barefoot Contessa has the age advantage. It's not fair, really.
     
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    Mark Bittman. Bingo. Done. Period. Snap. Nuff said. Over. Fin. FTW.
     
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    Sounds like a dude...
     
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    Check that. I misread the title. I hereby withdraw my entry.

    As you were.
     
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    Don't be so sure. She must smoke like a chimney with that voice. She could be out of breath after the first punch.

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    Rachel is waaaay too chunky and tans too much. Besides, Giada is Italian, and as everyone knows: Mediterranean cooking is awesome.

    @ Abstract: That last post made me crack up... :D
     
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    I'm pretty sure she'd have the bollocks off anyone who called her a "chick".
     
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    I don't know who'd win, but I'd pay to watch Giada fight.

    Maybe in a bikini?

    In a vat of mud.....?

    Hell, under those terms, I'd take her on myself!!!
     
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    How about Nigella? :)
     

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    Or Ching He Huang... I'm thinking a Chun-Li outfit would go nice with the wok. :)
     

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    Looks like she already did.

    But who cares, stuff them both in a pan with EVOO.
     
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    It has to be Nigella:

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    English, Jewish and sexy, she has all the bases covered, although she isn't very good at cooking, but you never really look at the food in her shows anyway.

    A more interesting question would be for guys...
     
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    Paula would kick ass no matter what. :D
     

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    I vote for Rachel Ray, in that pic she looks like she's packing some serious upper body strength.
     
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    With her own range of knives, of course.
     

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