Discussion in 'Community' started by mymemory, Mar 29, 2004.

  1. mymemory macrumors 68020


    May 9, 2001
    Sorry guys but I'm in to this theme now. :eek:

    Since a few days ago I was feeling fine here in NY but I started to over do some things and then I started to feel depressed. Then I went to the web and look for the reason and I have found this and I think is the reason of all my psicodelic illness since I was a teen and I just wanted to share it with you because some one may be in a similar situation.

    But from today I quit! I want to regain the control of my life again and regain my hair and my entire life too! :eek:

    "Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions. Excessive stimulation can result in over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin.

    Abundant and unusually large amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively masturbates.

    Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances.

    The side effects of such changes to the body include:
    Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time
    Lower back pain
    Stress / Anxiety
    Thinning hair / Hair Loss
    Soft / Weak Erection
    Premature Ejaculation
    Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
    Groin / Testicular Pain
    Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone

    How much is too much masturbation (and sex for that matter)? That depends but it's suggested men keep their ejaculation frequency down to 2-3 times a week. However, sexual activity can be experienced more often if men learn how to orgasm without ejaculation. Doing so can actually store bioenergy into your system and make your penis firmer, your erections last longer, and your ejaculate volume bigger.

    Over masturbation participants experience problems with concentration and memory. This is a dangerous side effect of over masturbation and signals that the brain is being over drained of acetycholine. Over masturbation drains motor neurons and neuro-muscular endings of acetycholine, which is eventually replaced. Over masturbation can lead to absentmindedness, memory loss, lack of concentration, and eye floaters. To fight these symptoms, the chemical levels in your body needs to be balanced.

    Notice a pattern yet? The plethora of problems associated with over masturbation come from the fact that your body is drained of important nutrients and hormones from over masturbation."
  2. IIvan macrumors regular

    Nov 21, 2003
    Wow. some of those symptoms sound very familiar! (back pain, fatigue, anxiety, vision) I probably answer the bone o phone about once a day, but I swear if I don't for a week, I fell a lot better overall. Good luck man!

    I bet this is destined for Wasteland
  3. wPod macrumors 68000


    Aug 19, 2003
    Denver, CO
    yeah ok that article is dumb. . . whoever wrote it must be some old cranky guy who cant get it up more than a couple times a week and wants to suggest his opresive sexual style on everyone else. im sorry, im young and enjoy sex and such acts with my girlfriend, and i will continue to do so until i am so old cranky guy and who knows what will happen then. i just think there are too many damn viagra adds so people think there is some crazy sex epidimic going around.

    . . .but seriously i thought these were supposed to be realtivly clean forums. . . i vote noone else respond to this (unless you want to agree with me and just say 'NO MORE')

    oh yeah. . .you forgot to mention you will go blind and get hairy palms!
  4. howard macrumors 68020


    Nov 18, 2002
    um....how on earth do you learn to orgasm with ejaculating?
  5. Dippo macrumors 65816


    Sep 27, 2003
    Charlotte, NC
    Would having sex all the time produce the same results?
  6. Chappers macrumors 68020


    Aug 12, 2003
    At home
    Possibly a new way for the folk to get us to cut down/give up.

    "Look Chuck, not only will you go blind and grow hair on your palms but you will also get Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time,lower back pain, Stress / Anxiety, Thinning hair / Hair Loss, Soft / Weak Erection, Premature Ejaculation
    Eye floaters or fuzzy vision, Groin / Testicular Pain, Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone"

    "I read it on the internet so it must be true"

    etc etc etc

    Where did this information come from?
  7. mvc macrumors 6502a


    Jul 11, 2003
    Add friction burns to this list ;)
  8. Opteron macrumors 6502

    Feb 10, 2004
    South Australia
    Hey Mymemory, haven't seen you in while, how's NY treating you.

    Anyway interesting thread.
    Though I wont comment.
  9. macka macrumors regular

    Mar 19, 2004
    AAah! My innocence! :eek:

    ;) :D (Gotta love the new smilies)
  10. NusuniAdmin macrumors 6502a


    Nov 19, 2003
    that article is crap

    Every time I hear an article about male masturbation it has good news, and I actually watch discovery health every day. That article is absolute crap. What is next? Over vibration can cause a female to shake at random times?

    Update: I do it like 4 times a week, no problems here *head twitches*
  11. mgargan1 macrumors 65816


    Feb 22, 2003
    Reston, VA
    one of the best things about masturbation, is that it is actually good for the heart, when you do it every once in a while, not 4 times a day. But when it's time for bed, and you're not tired... the best thing to do is choke the chicken, it's much better than nyquil, and feels better too.
  12. mgargan1 macrumors 65816


    Feb 22, 2003
    Reston, VA
    oh, and as for this thread being unclean... just don't read it if you don't want to. Masturbation is a thing that 99% of males that aren't married do, and 80% of guys who are married do. So, if you're offended... just don't read it. I for one think it's a great thing... you learn about yourself sexually, so you'll know what you want when your partner asks.
  13. MongoTheGeek macrumors 68040


    Sep 13, 2003
    Its not so much where you are as when you are.
    As they say in the antipodes, there are two types of men, the wankers and the liars.

    Recent studies have shown that it can help prevent prostate cancer. You for got to mention asymetric arm musculature, and hand cramps.
  14. G4scott macrumors 68020


    Jan 9, 2002
    Austin, TX

    First, a thread about how a guy's PowerBook got his friend laid, and now this. Not that there's anything wrong with it, I just think that thread topics these last few days have been, uh, interesting, to say the least...

    I don't know if this article is believable or not (I'm not a biology major...), but I'm pretty sure that choking the chicken more than twice a day, every day, can't be all that good for your health, asides from taking up quite a bit of time...
  15. Josh macrumors 68000


    Mar 4, 2004
    State College, PA
    Well dopamine and seratonin levels are essential...so if those levels were changed, it could easily cause problems.

    Schizophrenics have abnormalities in their dopamine systems (it dosnt account for the total disorder, but it is a factor). And depression is related to your seratonin levels, so I wouldnt be too quick to cast out this article.

    I would question how much masturbation it would take to offset the levels of these transmitters, but if it is clearly proven that masturbation can offset them, then yes - all of the side effects are entirely possible.

    I will stop masturbating for 2, maybe 3, whole weeks. If I feel less anxiety, depression, and what not than I do now, then I'll have my mind made up :D
  16. stoid macrumors 601


    Feb 17, 2002
    So long, and thanks for all the fish!
    HOLY ****!! I've nearly had my FDA Recommended Weekly Allowance already today, and it's only 8:45 am!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
  17. ExoticFish macrumors 6502a


    Dec 3, 2002
    The inner depths of madness, aka Kent, OH
    in a week or two i'll see if i feel any different. ;)
  18. Chappers macrumors 68020


    Aug 12, 2003
    At home
    Haven't you heard of the placebo effect. You'll feel better if you want too.
    If that doen't work then I've got some colour coated sugar tablets that will make you feel better.
  19. AppleMatt macrumors 68000


    Mar 17, 2003
    What? Really? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttt :eek:

    AppleMatt ;)
  20. iGav macrumors G3

    Mar 9, 2002
    sod that... I say keep on wankin'... :D
  21. rainman::|:| macrumors 603


    Feb 2, 2002
    yeah this is crap, i know plenty of guys that masturbate like they blow their nose, whenever the urge hits them, sometimes 5 times a day. now i'd consider it a bit excessive, cause i'm a 1 or maybe 2 /day myself, but to each his own (or: different strokes for different folks). But, i've never known anyone who masturbated too much to have any health problems like this. In fact, one guy in particular i know has those symptoms if he *doesn't* get his jollies often ;)

    so my view is, masturbate as much or as little as you want, just don't believe this medical nonsense about how it's dangerous. that's absurd. only thing remotely close that's true is that you can form psychological obsessions with masturbation if you overdo it... but i'm talking 10-30 times a day here. and it's exceedingly rare for it to actually happen.

  22. idkew macrumors 68020


    Sep 26, 2001
    where the concrete to dirt ratio is better
    it is called tantric sex. google it
  23. vollspacken macrumors 65816


    Oct 17, 2002
    Boogie-Down Berlintown
    I can tell you that that is complete bullsh*t... :rolleyes:

  24. mymemory thread starter macrumors 68020


    May 9, 2001
    Guys, I got the article here and I'm telling you most of the side effects are true except for the lower pain and stuff.

    If some one over masturbate that will couse an excesive amount of pleasure and those are hormons affecting the brain function and transmision liek dopamine.

    In my case, I have not too much work to do around here and I can tell the effects more easy, the environment has an influence. But suffering from anxiety, sleeping desorder and drepression is a common stuff. I'm ver clear and sharp when I do not masturbate for 2 or 3 days. Now, every body reacts different and one are more sensible than others, the age is a factor as well as the environment but in my case the article is very accurate. I'm even getting bald! :rolleyes:

    Any way, I'm 29 and let me tell you the article is good.

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