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PIE List.

mischief

mischief

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Aug 1, 2001
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The following people are in need of a Pie Facial or 2. Please add who you'd like to see pied. We will hash out how many pies a given offender has accumilated.

Note: This is in no way advocacy for Pastry related terrorism and anyone who participates in Pie-throwing, taping and Quicktime-encoding of thehit are subject to the Legal repercussions of their actions. Neither myself nor the Macrumors community claim any responsibility.

:D

Ariel Sharon: 10 Pie minimum unless tried by the Haig- If tried: 5 pies.

Yasser Arafat: 10 Pie minimum + 1 wedgie. Haig rules as above.

Any news caster using the phrase "Since 9-11": 1 pie per offense.

Bill Gates: Open season.

Carly Fiorina: Must Pie self at next stockholder meeting.



Have at it!

;)
 
My additions...

Steve, the "Dell Dude" - pie with extreme prejudice

The Van Dams - pie them every time they try to get their mugs on TV

Pauly Shore - chilling with the piiiieeeeee
 
This is Great!

Oh, YESSSSS!! DEFINITELY Carly Fiorina...she's gonna destroy one of the best companies around. PIE that idiot! :mad:

OK, here are my additions:

Ben Curtis: One pie per precocious smirk while explaining how a Dell is going to make my life oh so much better.

Ted Waitt: A man who consults cows for market strategy deserves 3 pies, minimum. Oh, and pull his pony tail while we're at it.
 
I want to pie Lance Bass into orbit. Guess what? It's gonna be me. :)
 
Celebrity Pie match.

I almost forgot:

Who would you like to see THROW the pies? Are there any matchups you'd like to see?

For example: The first 2 guys on MY list I wanna see pied by Koffi Annan.

I'll add the Pope while I'm here.He either needs to get off the Celebacy issue or require ALL priests to be practicing homosexuals, and Flamingly so.:D
 
this reminds me of Fight Club...

Q. "if u could fight someone famous...who would it be?"

A. "Ghandi" --- "Good answer!"


another celebrity pie victim would have to be Rosie O'Donnell....she really bugs the crap out of me!!! :rolleyes: :eek: :D
 
I would REALLY like to pie Jar-Jar Binks, but he's not real. "Meesa got pied!"

Hopefully there's less of him (none) in Episode II.
 
Can't forget these guys:

Trent Lott, Joe Lieberman (sp?), Barbara Boxer, USSC Justices Renquist and Scolia. All 3 Bushes, Perot, Nader, Cheney.

Edit/:

On behalf of all Canadians everywhere: Tom Green.

/Edit.

All these men go on the "Pie on sight" list.

:eek: :rolleyes: :cool: :D
 
How bout the schmuck from M$ who testified that he though M$ should have the right to modify windows to make competing software not work.

I say PIE him.

Oh, and all those who represent the government in that case. That sure looks like a sellout. I wonder how much M$ paid to get that settlement?
 
A few software developers:

Bungie. Pie On Sight status for these sell-outs.

Theometric software. For their total lack of a Palladian window.

Graphisoft. For their total lack of AltiVec and Open GL support.

I'm stuck with a 3D CAD program that uses the SLOWEST part of the G4.

Edit:

Apparently Graphisoft supports Open GL on the PC but not on the Mac?!?

This earns them a Twinkie-enhanced wedgie.
 
MMM Blueberry Pie

My PIE-IN-FACE list
John Sculley (fired Jobs)
Entire M$ staff (except MACBU)
All "Pro" Wrestling watchers, participants, and owners/organizers of
Just a Quasi random thought does anyone ever eat those pie or are the only designed for throwing.
Another Random thought- they should make popcorn flavored ice cream add some nicotene and there u go insta-addiction
 
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