Pistol-packing bride arrested for pointing gun at groom

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  1. steve knight macrumors 68020

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    thought this would be true love in Tennessee ?

    https://apnews.com/797374bb78a0484d9c750af24c23da1c
     
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  3. steve knight thread starter macrumors 68020

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    Nothing makes a honeymoon like a pistol packing bride.
     
  4. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    Yeah, when your new spouse takes a shot at you, it's a pretty good sign the honeymoon's over.
     
  5. jkcerda macrumors 6502

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    weird, most women prefer to slowly poison their husbands with a concoction called "dinner"
     
  6. samcraig macrumors P6

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    That just might be your wife ;)
     
  7. jkcerda macrumors 6502

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    [​IMG]
     
  8. Stefan johansson macrumors 65816

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    Oh well...things like this can only happen in savage countries with Weird weapon laws...
     
  9. BoxerGT2.5 macrumors 68000

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    Nothing like giving your new wife the best by taking her to the Clarion Inn Motel after the reception.
     
  10. jkcerda macrumors 6502

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    they are called rights..........
     
  11. Rhonindk macrumors 68020

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    Modern day version of a shotgun wedding or the new form of vows. ;)
     
  12. BoxerGT2.5 macrumors 68000

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    Not gonna lie, she looks like she's got a bit of crazy in her. Almost resembles Gene Simmons, except she's all demon and zero Jew.
    [​IMG]
     
  13. VulchR macrumors 68020

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    Well, that was quick. I'd like to think that my ex took years before her thoughts about me turned homicidal.
     
  14. Stefan johansson macrumors 65816

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    I know,but those rights are from 1776 or something,weapon development has made them outdated.
    But do as you wish,it's not my problem.
     
  15. kdarling macrumors demi-god

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    Maybe she watched "Kill Bill" a few too many times, and went ballistic after he played a flute for her.
     
  16. jkcerda macrumors 6502

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    rights are never outdated...o_O
     
  17. noekozz macrumors 6502a

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    I always tell my other half that if she has plans of killing me, that it would be best she does it while I'm asleep.
     
  18. Raid macrumors 68020

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    Putting mayonnaise in your burrito isn't an attempt at poisoning... though it may taste like it.

    Eesh you'd think he would have found that when taking off the garter belt! ;)
     
  19. Huntn macrumors G5

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    I want to like this, what does it mean? A search did not reveal the answer! :)
     
  20. skunk macrumors G4

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    Of course they are. Do you have a right to own slaves?
     
  21. Huntn macrumors G5

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    Are you kidding? :oops:
     
  22. jkcerda macrumors 6502

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    if you are a business man you pretty much do although you let them go home everyday.........:eek:
    --- Post Merged, Aug 2, 2017 ---
    @skunk showed me the error of my ways :(
     
  23. Huntn macrumors G5

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    Human rights are based on human moral standards which are very changeable over time.
     
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  25. Mousse macrumors 68000

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    Wut?! My wife treats me like a God. Every night, it's burnt offerings.:D
     

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