Shockingly, Dick Cheney told the truth: saying this makes one feel much better. So try it. Write the Vice President a letter and say nothing but, "F*** yourself, Dick" (but use the real word, like he did). Perhaps if the Vice President gets a few million letters telling him this, he will get the idea that this is not a nice thing to say to another human being, regardless of their standing in government. Here's his contact information: Vice President Dick Cheney The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500 Comment Line: 202-456-1111 E-mail Address: firstname.lastname@example.org For your reference, here's what the Vice President said: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3699-2004Jun24.html And here is the Vice President of the United States explaining to us why it is appropriate to tell a U.S. Senator to F*** himself (on the same day that the Senate passed the Defense of Decency Act): http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A6025-2004Jun25.html "I expressed myself rather forcefully, felt better after I had done it," Cheney told Neil Cavuto of Fox News. The vice president said those who heard the putdown agreed with him. "I think that a lot of my colleagues felt that what I had said badly needed to be said, that it was long overdue." Isn't your letter to the Vice President long overdue? Please pass this on.