So we've had our fun with poetry in the poop thread... But let's see if we have any talented poets here. Generate something original. Just for this occassion, make it a sensation. Avatar Contests Tarists, what's the scoop? Let's not par this to the poop That you read from the thread Much like eyelikepoop had said. What's the scoop on your skill? Does Photoshop kill Other idols so denial Set the tide for his recital Taking back what he said? Knock 'em dead, to the bed On a rest and retreat Pondering only defeat Of matching, then scratching Trying to beat that patching That you did with Photoshop On your multi gigaflop Mean machine, oh so keen Coloring blue red and green. Set a tween on your scheme, On your animation theme. Imitations are outrageous Yet these contests are contageous Setting stages, different wages Betting these ones are outrageous, Betting this one gets first prize. Yet he tries, then he cries To be late to this contest He may be the bytchin' best. Now your dream is coming true Can't you see it's coming through? Make your best, scar the rest For the avatar contest.