Pole Dancing for Jesus

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by rdowns, Mar 24, 2011.

  1. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    In god we trust being on our money makes all the sense in the world now. ;)

    Hallelujah! Christians Pole Dance for Jesus in Texas


     
  2. likemyorbs macrumors 68000

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    A christian sex manual huh? Now that i'd like to see. But seriously, christians are good at spinning their religion to allow them to do whatever they want.
     
  3. Moyank24 macrumors 601

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    Old Town Spring is about 10 minutes from my house (at least I think it's the same Old Town Spring). I'm going to find out when the next class is and go undercover. I just have to figure out how to get a church program. It's been a while. :D
     
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    Mousse macrumors 68000

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    That's because the bible can be misinterpreted in so many ways. Heck, you can make a case for prostitution since they had Temple prostitutes in the Old Testament.:eek: Judah* tapped his daughter-in-law, who pretended to be a temple prostitute. (Gen 38:22) That's why anything that goes against the "Love one another" commandment, I tend to ignore.

    *Judah is an ancestor of David (King of Israel) and Joseph (foster father of Jesus). So he wasn't just some insignificant nobody. *cough*Uriah the Hittite*cough*
     
  5. mscriv macrumors 601

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    I heard this story on the radio this morning while driving into work. It's pretty silly. From what I understand the class is one of those "pole" fitness classes. I wouldn't call it hypocrisy as much as I would call it spirital immaturity or a cheap grab at publicity/attention.
     
  6. leekohler macrumors G5

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    I understand it's a very quick read. ;)
     
  7. likemyorbs macrumors 68000

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    Yeah, i hear it's only one page and the only thing written on it is "DON'T"
     
  8. leekohler macrumors G5

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    Yeah- "Don't" and "No". ;)
     
  9. Adam0306 macrumors regular

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    You forgot the "no" little boys part.:rolleyes:
     
  10. obeygiant macrumors 68040

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    often the ones who are repressed in public are the freakiest in the sack.
     
  11. leekohler macrumors G5

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    Oh remember, little boys seem to be just fine. :)
     
  12. rdowns thread starter macrumors Penryn

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    Just walk into a church and steal one. :D

    That's what I've been trying to convince the religious people in my life for years now.
     
  13. gkarris macrumors 604

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    Church says "No", God says "Yes"... ;)

    LOL...

    :D
     
  14. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    I believe that should read manipulated, what with all the revisions, even after Johannes Gensfleisch zur Laden zum Gutenberg. :p

    What of all the 'manipulation' long before that, when the tome was much less widely available?
     
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    We had the holy rollers, so now we have the holy spinners. The next logical step should be Christian roller derby and Christian WWE. :)
     
  16. flopticalcube macrumors G4

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    Smackdown for Jesus!
     
  17. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    Cage-match for Christ?? :D

    <Excuse my giggling, but I can just hear 'them' praying for our souls.>
     

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