Pope Francis: All Animals Go To Heaven

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    Even the tasty ones that I consume? Good let me help a few more animals get there... It's time for a steak.
     
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    There's going to be some bad cows waiting for you up there. I'm talking Gary Larson bad cows.
     
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    hunting in heaven? :eek:
     
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    That's alright, I'm not going.
     
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    I wonder if you have to have a hunting license. Are there seasons?
     
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    I don't believe that animals go to heaven.

    As a Buddhist, I believe that our state of mind sets the conditions for what is experienced after death, and subsequent rebirth.

    Most animals' minds are not capable of achieving states necessary to "go to heaven" and most likely experience states much like they experience in life: short, brutal, animalistic.
     
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    COOL, we can toast together then :D BTW, got a Para for my EDC.:)
     
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    Animals don't believe in heaven or god, so how can they be saved. :p
     
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    check yelp to make sure you getting the good stuff:p
     
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    In short, a line from the lyrics from Frantic, From Metallica's St. Anger:

    Good song from a much maligned album.

    BL.
     
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    Did they tell you that? :p
     
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    Who maligned St. Anger? I think it's their best album.
     
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    And don't forget the gay ducks, the nightmare of any fan of mythological "beliefs".
     
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    I've always feared, it will be do-over time. ;)

    If you believe in the concept of spirits, they are something extra attached to a physical form. Now if we go with this idea, is it likely they'd be attached to animals? It's obvious that animals don't have the moral choices we have. If the Earth experience is meant to be a test, considering their existence is on a basic level, this makes it less likely but does not rule out the possibility. They do develop attachments to people, and display characteristics similar to humans such dreaming. Staying open minded, they could be a lower category utility soul, maybe they are animals in heaven too or not, lol ... :)
     
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    I know all Dogs go to Heaven, but Cats I'm still not convinced.... :eek:

    ;)
     
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    I'd figure most cats would go berserk if you try to baptize them.
     
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    We can let the Mormons baptize them after they are dead.
     
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    If an animal dies in heaven, where does it go from there? Or does it just keep moving around as you eat it? And what if the animal eats you? Could you end up spending your eternity inside the stomach of a bear?
     
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    Something is deeply wrong in a world where Pingu gets to go to heaven.

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