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Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Throw Out, Sep 10, 2012.

  1. Throw Out macrumors regular

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    We pay a price for everything we get or take in this world; and although ambitions are well worth having, they are not to be cheaply won,
    Lucy Maud Montgomery (1874-1942)
     
  2. ericrwalker macrumors 68030

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    "If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family." -- Anonymous
     
  3. soloer macrumors 6502a

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    "First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book."

    - The Jerk
     
  4. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Gross?
     
  5. RedTomato, Sep 10, 2012
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    RedTomato macrumors 68040

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    From someone on MR:

    Volume of a pizza: if radius=z and depth=a, then volume=pi*z*z*a

    Ba-da-tshh!
     
  6. jwingfie macrumors 6502a

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    "Get busy living, or get busy dying."

    -Andy Dufresne aka Tim Robbins in The Shawshank Redemption.
     
  7. Surely Guest

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    "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."

    -Homer

    I think it was in the Iliad......
     
  8. Macman45 macrumors demi-god

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    "Who put orange juice in my orange juice?"


    WC Fields, who was known to carry a flask of virtually pure gin on to the set. A crew filled it with real OJ one day...Hence the quote :)
     
  9. Aragornii macrumors 6502

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    pi*r*r*a???
     
  10. firedept, Sep 10, 2012
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    firedept macrumors 603

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    There are more horses a**es in the world than there are horses.

    Something I always say when I see someone doing something dumb.
     
  11. RedTomato macrumors 68040

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    You are of course right. I clearly had had too much orange juice when posting that.

    #quotefail
     
  12. Macman45 macrumors demi-god

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    :D Yep, a little more gin next time..:)
     
  13. quasinormal macrumors 6502a

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    David Cronenberg's Videodrome. Quite a few quotable quotes from this movie.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086541/quotes

    Albert Schweitzer

    Lenny Bruce
     
  14. twietee macrumors 603

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    Whistler


    Wilde


    And while this site is mostly visited by Americans:

    "America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." also by Wilde
     
  15. pollaxe macrumors 6502

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    "It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."
    Steven Wright

    "People often say to me, 'What are you doing in my garden?'"
    Michael Redmond
     
  16. rhett7660 macrumors G4

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    It is better to be pissed off than pissed on. Unless you are paying for it.... me. :)
     
  17. twietee macrumors 603

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    "There is no right life in the wrong one."

    From Adorno's Minima Moralia. Sounds better in the original I've to say.
     
  18. jkeekij macrumors regular

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    “Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

    George Carlin
     
  19. er15 macrumors member

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    They can't pull the trigger if you don't give them the gun.
     
  20. Dr McKay macrumors 68040

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    [​IMG]

    "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"
     
  21. RedTomato macrumors 68040

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    On the topic of 'things other people say about Americans':

    "The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative." - Winston Churchill
     
  22. yg17 macrumors G5

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    -George Carlin

    So it's more of a monologue than a one line quote, but truer words have never been spoken.
     
  23. Orange Furball macrumors 65816

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    "It is what it is"

    - Some gangster... not sure. It was on a talk radio special for hours.

    "I am"

    - Big G (God)
     
  24. montycat macrumors 6502

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    Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it :eek:
     
  25. leversman macrumors newbie

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    Quote

    Losing something or someone doesn't mean your irresponsible,
    that's just how life teach you to appreciate what you have not what other people has.
     

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