Public Health/Safety Warning

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by vrDrew, Nov 27, 2015.

  1. vrDrew macrumors 65816

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    If you wish to avoid giving yourself a very unsettling health scare: Avoid eating large quantities of blue and green tortilla chips the previous day.

    Thats all I'm going to say.

    Apparently the food dye in said product, while perfectly safe, is imperfectly processed in the human digestive tract.
     
  2. sodapop1 Suspended

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    What are you talking about? I don't know what kind of blue corn chips you're eating but the ones I eat and love don't contain any food dye.
     
  3. pdqgp macrumors 68020

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    Are we to assume you indulged and had a colorful moment after?
     
  4. vrDrew thread starter macrumors 65816

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    I will neither confirm nor deny the appearance of a certain amount of quite brightly colored material. But to be on the safe side, I do recommend discretion when consuming tortilla chips or other products containing Red 40, Blue #2 & Yellow #5 in significant quantities.
     
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  6. citizenzen macrumors 65816

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    TMI. :eek: TMI.
     
  7. FieldingMellish Suspended

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    Source? At least pics or it didn't happen. ;)
     
  8. millerj123 macrumors 6502a

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    If you want real fun, go for fried beet chips. Don't ask me how I know. Or why I almost had a heart attack.
     
  9. Mac'nCheese macrumors 68030

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    I farted out a piece of lettuce once.
     
  10. pdqgp macrumors 68020

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    You owe me a keyboard as I just spit out some iced tea on it. :D
     
  11. FieldingMellish, Nov 27, 2015
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    Few things are as non-partisan as fart and doody jokes.

    Strange as it may seem, it's a good way to clear the air.
     
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    I just got through cleaning out a cat box. This thread is...not good for me right now.
     
  13. APlotdevice macrumors 68040

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    Kim Jong-un mocks your colorful discharge that he will never need to suffer through, as he has no anus.
     
  14. skunk macrumors G4

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    I thought it was all about the relative merits of Red and Blue food colouring....
     
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    Reminds me of the time in med-school where we put methylene-blue in some treats and offered them to the class the day before our urinalysis lab. Watching people come back from the restrooms with cups of blue urine and that puzzled look on their faces was priceless.
     

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