Originally posted by Choppaface
lol 😀 😀
I can't wait till everybody gets quark 6.0 and then there are riots when 10.3 is released and everything in quark breaks like in photoshop, illustrator... he he
November 24, 2004: Panicked Quark 6.0 users awoke in horror this morning as, after upgrading OS X to 10.5.2, they puzzled over Quark's request for their administrator password, only to find that, after being given the authority, quark ran a version-dependent script that removed Quark itself, the user's music, documents, home movies, and finally, all of OS X's system folder.
Said a Quark spokesman: "oh, hell, it looks like John forgot to remove those damned random malicious autorun scripts he'd been writing to pass all his free time as we all sat on our asses thinking about updating Quark for OS X. well, what can i say? let the buyer beware."
Alsoft stock is up over 20% today, as a relatively small number of what an Adobe Spokesman referred to as "complete idiots" stormed softare retailers nation-wide in an effort to acquire the award-winning software, DiskWarrior. said an Alsoft spokesman Andy Weissman: "It seems that we are one of the small groups of people actually profiting from that company's foolery. But just wait until 10.5.3, when John's next script re-zeroes the entire hard drive." Weissman snickered secretively and declined further comment.
In a last-ditch effort to save face, the future release of Quark 7.0 was announced today, for Windows XP, Windows 2000, Windows.NET, Yellow Dog Linux, RedHat Linux, Debian Linux, Mandrake-Linux, and Mac OS 9.2.2. Notable among the proograms that it would not support are X11, Classic, and OS X 10.5. Quark is slated to be released in 2009. Its stock is up 24 points today.