Quote of the Day: This **** Is Hard

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by dogslobber, Apr 27, 2017.

  1. dogslobber macrumors 68020

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  2. jkcerda macrumors 6502

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    he has a finger on the nuclear button? are his small hands strong enough to push it?
     
  3. MadeTheSwitch macrumors 6502a

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    Sounds like he is really obsessed with cable news if he is allowing it to set the agenda. Maybe cable news shows should be using that and start steering him.
     
  4. steve knight macrumors 68020

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    I have heard he has a big red button on his desk. to order a coke when he needs one.
     
  5. darksithpro macrumors regular

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    He was too soft on Russia and Syria, as the Dems cried out collusion with Russia and pointed to the bloodshed in Syria. He then lauds 59 tomahawks into Syria and gets tougher on Russia and North Korea and now he's a warmonger, hell bent on WW3. Gosh, make up your minds people... Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't.
     
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    oh, I thought that button was for Staples...or was it Office Max?
     
  7. MadeTheSwitch macrumors 6502a

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    I don't think any Dems were saying he was too soft on Syria or North Korea before. Not sure where that notion is coming from. As for Russia, it's been a mixed bag. I think he is taking the right tone with them now though.

    Interestingly, a new poll suggest that most Americans think there was some sort of inappropriate thing going on with Russia.

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    http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/27/polit...ia-syria-north-korea-100-days-poll/index.html
     
  8. MacNut macrumors Core

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    When I first saw that I thought it was a joke.
     
  9. steve knight macrumors 68020

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    Donald Trump presses a red button on his desk and a butler brings him a Coke
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...r-coke-white-house-us-president-a7703056.html
     
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    Hmm...after reading this I had to go on a shopping expedition as I didn't even know such things existed. And found one. Maybe it's even the one he is using! Might have to pick one of these up myself to summon the husband. LOL

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    https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wat...774446612.html?spm=2114.40010208.4.126.LZgyTn
     
  11. steve knight macrumors 68020

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    this may be better to keep him from accidentally ordering a coke. Big_Red_ButtonhytStandard.jpg
     
  12. darksithpro macrumors regular

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    OMG, this is so silly. So what if he likes a refreshing glass of Coca Cola. Big friken deal, geese...
     
  13. steve knight macrumors 68020

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    its funny as hell to have a big red button for the job now isn't it?
     
  14. darksithpro macrumors regular

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    I bet you refer to him as the "Orange one" don't you?
     
  15. steve knight macrumors 68020

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    you mean he is not orange?
     
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    Oh but according to you guys he couldn't press the button with his super tiny hands and Tiny Tim wiener.:rolleyes:
     
  17. steve knight macrumors 68020

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    did anyone say anything about his Weiner? seems your worried about that part of his anatomy. do you really want to know if he can press that button with his Weiner?
     
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    Nuff said :)
     
  19. steve knight macrumors 68020

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    They were right trump is a clown so what's your point?
     
  20. MadeTheSwitch macrumors 6502a

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    If you are pressing buttons with your wiener, you're using it wrong. :D
     
  21. MacNut macrumors Core

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    Isn't that how the g spot works. :p
     
  22. MadeTheSwitch macrumors 6502a

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    Yes, but I was referring to external buttons. Things like buttons that call servants. Or elevator buttons. :D
     
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  24. anonymouslurker macrumors regular

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    Tenacious D.

    'nuff said ;)
     
  25. steve knight macrumors 68020

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    I don't think anyone knows how the Gspot works.
     

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