Relationship Rules

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  1. Plutonius macrumors 604

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    Recently, a girlfriend's list of rules for her boyfriend was released.

    Do you have a list of written rules by your significant other ?

    Would you continue in a relationship with someone who gave you a written list of rules ?


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    If someone gave me that, I might get very excited at it. I might just applaud their efforts at having a straight business transaction. I have three scenarios I might engage myself in.

    Scenario 1, where I just help the job with two more rules.

    1. If you find me breaking any of the rules, you are to give me a written warning and get it acknowledged by me. Otherwise the rule did not get broken.

    2. Three (3) infractions of any of the rules beginning with "You are NOT" will immediately dissolve the relationship between us without any paperwork and we will be single and free to mingle again.

    And then, I would go ahead and break the rules two times. This can have a couple of effects, either they rethink the rulebook, or, they live in fear that I might break any rule one more time and this will be over. This might just lead it back to the rethink.


    Scenario 2, where I give them an acknowledgement receipt of the rules, and call it "The rules are under processing and if found valid, shall hold." And never take them out of processing.

    Scenario 3, where I just write "I Quit" and hand it over to them. And walk away free.
     
  5. Krayzkat Suspended

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    That list is either a complete piss take, or it's just another made up internet thingy to 'go viral'
     
  6. macintoshmac macrumors 68030

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    Just for giggles, I guess. I can't imagine there would be any truth to it.
     
  7. chown33 macrumors 604

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    The list should be written in crayon.

    Or maybe it should come with ankle shackles.
     
  8. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    No way. This person is ridiculously controlling.

    Where'd you find that list, by the way? Mike Pence's wallet?
     
  9. arkitect macrumors 603

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    No.

    No.


    Edit:
    That being said, I don't think for a moment this list is real.

    I could be wrong though…
     
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    She did admit to premeditated murder. That’s enough to put her away for few years.
     
  13. Plutonius thread starter macrumors 604

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    You are probably correct but the more cynical part of me thinks it might be real :).
     
  14. bambooshots macrumors 65816

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    Holy cow crazy chicks are fun but this one is a bit over the top.
     
  15. thekev macrumors 604

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    I'm quite sure this is made up. Even the early ones sound crazy. I would not want to be in a relationship with someone who speculates on whether I look at or interact with other women.
     
  16. Macky-Mac macrumors 68030

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    the source;
    gosh! everything on Twitter is real..... right? :D
     
  17. KGB7 Suspended

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    I’m 51% sure, this list is real. There girls/young women who are this crazy. And calling her Princess is the icing.
     
  18. Herdfan macrumors 6502

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    She must be in the top right corner of the hot/crazy graph.

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  19. D.T. macrumors G3

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    This originally circulated about a year ago ...

    On topic: Of course not, my wife and I are partners in life, we don't have any expectations except the things you wouldn't do in a proper relationship. Funny enough, we don't have friends that are part of our collective friend-couples / friend-groups, we sort of do everything together.
     

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