This is hilarious. I don't know if it's serious or an April Fool's Joke - the dateline is March 31, but who knows. The summary: But Nobody's Named Buffy Romanian police want to take a bite out of crime, but vampire-slaying villagers aren't taking too kindly to the investigation. Apparently, the countryside is crawling with bloodsuckers, and the locals have their own ways of dealing with the situation. Witness the post-death treatment of Toma Petre, whose relatives allegedly dug up his corpse, ripped out and burned his heart, then mixed the ashes with water and drank it, according to a wild report. "What did we do?" asked Petre's sister. "If they're right, he was already dead. If we're right, we killed a vampire.... Is that so wrong?" The problem with the undead is that they come after relatives, said one villager. "They'd be all right if you could set them after your enemies. But they only kill loved ones.... They have to be stopped."