"Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to." - La Nooners Gawker has a nice roundup of Scalia death conspiracies: A dead Supreme Court Justice, a mysterious pillow, missing autopsies, the 10-year anniversary of Dick Cheney shooting a guy in the face, and he was a mere 79 years young. Whether or not these factors have any bearing on what happened to Antonin Scalia is irrelevant, because put together, it’s a conspiracy theorist’s dream come true. For the hordes of amateur internet sleuths asking the questions no one else dares, the question is less what happened to Scalia than who. Some of their cases are more diligently compiled than others, and none of them totally make sense, but then again—that’s what They want you to think. So, to support the pursuit of truth, here are some of the best Scalia conspiracies the internet has to offer. Trust no one. So, to support the pursuit of truth, here are some of the best Scalia conspiracies the internet has to offer. Trust no one. [Click through for a fun read of likely suspects and evidence.] My personal theory is there's concerted cover-up of Viagra, hookers and blow. Feel free to add your.