Scaramucci's Stand Up Comedy @ 1st Press Conference

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  1. samcraig macrumors P6

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    Sorry - but I LOL'd at this when I heard it.

    I believe in Karma too, Scaramucci. But I don't think you mean it in the same way I do...

     
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    That guy will fit perfectly into the role as I felt like I was being sold a car. What a tool. Rience and him are like brothers...sure, that's why he wasn't there. Phony as phony can be.

    The part that made me laugh and shake my head the most though is the telling of his life story and how broken up he was that he was too young to have gotten drafted. :rolleyes: Please. Give me a break. He could have still joined later.

    Going to need some waders for this one as it's getting deep.
     
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    When I see his nae=me, 2 things come to mind. Man with the golden gun, and the lyrics to Queen's Bohemian Raphsodie
     
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    Have to wonder how he'll compare in smooth moves to Stewart Granger.

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  5. Zenithal macrumors 603

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    Karma? Cycles? Seconds? What is this hippy rubbish?
     
  6. LizKat macrumors 601

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    I laughed out loud; you nailed it.

    "karma... the world turns back to him..."

    AS the world turns, maybe. lol, the soaps, sounds right to me.

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    Ooooh, that was fun. Had heard of this, but never saw it. Trump may be a hack, but the real political hack here is Scaramucci. How do you go from saying all those things to "I love" Trump. What an opportunist.

    I didn't think it was possible to find someone less sincere than Trump, but we may have a challenger!
     
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    It's too bad Spicer did not want to stay on as Nick Nack.

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  10. samcraig thread starter macrumors P6

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    I think the term some of the right was using about bernie is.... sell out
     
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    You have to admit though, that was some smooth spin. Didn't talk about 45 or Congress having or working on a workable healthcare program. Instead it was about how 45 is such a nice guy, which he knows from seeing him work over the last 20 years, so eventually they will pass a healthcare program. Not one bit about a good program, a smart program, a sound program, or one that will actually help anyone. Just about what a swell guy 45 is, and everyone knows swell guys eventually win. o_O

    He's gonna fit right in. :cool:
     
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    Finally. Someone who understands he's just supposed to be the guy down the end of the bar. No big deal, ask him anything, he'll even float a round now and then. Don't ask how bout those Mets though. There is a limit. Otherwise all good. Smooth like the nylon stocking over a bank robber's face.
     
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    First thing I thought was Mafia.
     
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    I give him 2 months. At least until his hair turns grey...
     
  15. LizKat macrumors 601

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    His honeymoon is already over. Gotta love Scaramucci cleaning up his tweets now, deleting the ones from before he "liked" Trump... and calling that transparent.


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    Scaramucci is a true believer now!
     
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    I had previously posted this, a similar about-face from Kellyanne Conway:
     
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    wonder if he has turned into pro gun guy now too?
     
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    Lie, lie the American lie.....
    Tell a falsy to the people.....
    And the people will buy.......
    Is it true when a millionaire talks.....
    he really can't lie.....
    This will be the day that I cry....
    If I hear just one more lie.
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  20. LizKat macrumors 601

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    Yeah gonna be hard to scrub the net of all his prior love for the don.... he needs a dumpster fire. Probably knows where he could borrow the gear.

    Well at least ScareCrowds has got CNN reporting real new now lol

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    He just needs to hire the Russians to clean up the mess for him.
     
  22. LizKat macrumors 601

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    Maybe the Russians should hire Scaramucci to do it, might be quicker.
     
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    Of course, he has evolved into a pure right-wing nationalist.
     
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    Heh, yeah. I got a look at his pitch to Trump on that one.




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    Even if it's not who I am

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    I'll be what you're looking for
    Even if it's not who I am

    I can bend I can break
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    Blaze a trail through the drivin’ rain

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    I can change for you.
     
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    I thought Jake Tapper really destroyed him this morning. A communications director should never need to use the words "let me rephrase". It would appear that the new communications director, needs a communications director of his own!

    And I just had to laugh when he presented an unnamed expert who said that we wouldn't even know if Russia hacked us because they are so good, and then Jake drags it out of him that this "expert" that told him that is non other than one Donald J Trump.

    Priceless.
     

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