Scientists Warn All Plant Life Dying Within 30-Yard Radius Of Ted Cruz Campaign Signs

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    http://www.theonion.com/article/scientists-warn-all-plant-life-dying-within-30-yar-52409

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    Hahahah, I've got to say that's pretty funny.

    I guess that's one way to kill the weeds.
     
  3. BoxerGT2.5 macrumors 68000

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    Just plant a Hillary sign and it will all grow back, similar affect to horse/bull ****.
     
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    Touché.
     
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  7. steve knight thread starter Suspended

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    You saying her bull will detoxify the bull cruz spread that killed the vegetation? so like putting lime on sour soil?
     
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    Hillary BS would sprout black mushrooms oozing a fetid & poisonous sap.
     
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    but at least it is life.
     
  10. LizKat macrumors 68040

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    Y'all y'all. The Onion piece was pretty funny though.

    Someone gave me a Bernie bumpersticker with the caveat that "I dunno, where you live it might fetch you a lightning bolt." I figure at worst someone would key my car in a parking lot, but my personal choice of Bernie gear was the water bottle and the ceramic coffee mug. And the bumpersticker is still resting on top of my microwave oven. Maybe if the car's paint job was already thrashed I'd risk putting it on the bumper...
     
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    The only problem Ithaca NY is now under a snow blanket! :rolleyes:
     
  12. A.Goldberg macrumors 68000

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    If you plant a Trump sign...

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    It will sprout into this...
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    Or if on our Mexican Boarder
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  13. steve knight thread starter Suspended

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    this one tends to wither and die from lack of money.
     
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    Besides the lol :), can you imagine a guy claiming he is a devote Christian running a campaign like that? Yesterday, he scapegoated, this communications director in devote Christian fashion. :rolleyes:
     

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