A young man walks into the church confessional and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, Tommy Shaugnessey?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the woman you were with?" "Surely I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say." "Was it Patricia Kelly?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Liz Shannon?" "I'm sorry, but I can't name her." "Was it Cathy Morgan?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Fiona McDonald?" "Please, Father, I truly cannot reveal that to you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I do admire that. But you've sinned and you must atone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with yourself now." Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Three month's vacation and five really good leads," said Tommy with a contented smile.