SHOCKING CLAIMS: Pervy Ted Cruz Caught Cheating — With 5 Secret Mistresses!

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  1. Praxis91 macrumors regular

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    Bill Clinton is a rapist, so Ted will be fine. Wait, not a Democrat.
     
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    I know it is fake cause there can't be 5 women in the world willing to have sex with Cruz
     
  4. Robisan macrumors 6502

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    Let alone enduring the horror of see Ted Cruz's orgasm face.
     
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    As much as I like evangelical hypocrisy it's a tabloid so meh.
     
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    Stories the national enquirer got right

    • Charlie Sheen Aids cover up
    • John Edward's callous affair
    • Jesse Jackson's secret love child.
    • Hulk Hogan's shocking racist rant.
    • Gary Hart's sordid list of affairs
    • Rush Limbaugh's out of control oxycontin addiction.
    • Tiger Woods shameful sex addiction
    • Micheal Jackson has " 6 month's to live"
    • Steve Jobs looks frail
    • Dog the bounty hunters offensive and racist phone call
    • Bob Doles cheating scandal
    • Bill Cosby's 50 years of evil lies.
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    A Washington Times columnist says at least two of the affairs did happen.

    https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
     
  8. lowendlinux Contributor

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    Still doesn't convince me even though I want it to be true.
     
  9. mudslag macrumors regular

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    Which is why I also posted the Washington times columnist's tweet. It's still possible that it's complete BS. I think though if there really is anything here, we'll hear about it in the next 24 hours from the MSM.
     
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    The twitter wasn't in when I replied..we'll see if they run with it...

    John Kasich is paying with all his might right now
     
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    In my opinion I'll wait until a real newspaper digs into the story, there are plenty of past articles of Ted doing crazy stuff. Republicans love to play the conservative/purity card so they're a party which deserves having a candidate embarrassed on the national level.

    Pop open a bottle of a nice cold Molson beer, if the story is true you'll be enjoying it with a tasty bowl of poutine so cheers eh? :D
     
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    That article is the result of Kasich taking George Soros money
     
  13. Technarchy macrumors 603

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    If I were a Cruz supporter, this wouldn't really matter to me personally.
     
  14. thewap macrumors demi-god

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    Didn't Cruz tell a story of his father telling him that he was "the chosen one" like the second coming of Christ?
    If I was Cruz fan, I would certainly worry about this story coming out today.

    One of the alleged mistresses is Sarah Flores;

    Interestingly Sarah Isgur Flores, in addition to being a well known political operative, was also the campaign manager for Carly Fiorina. And that little factoid brings an earlier discovery into question; where the Super-PAC for Ted Cruz (Keep the Promise) actually sent the Super-PAC for Carly Fiorina (Carly for America “CfA”) $500,000 (link).

    That distribution from one candidate’s Super-PAC to another, raised the eyebrows of the Federal Election Commission who inquired about the rather unusual transaction.

    Kind of alludes to a hush money payoff...
     
  15. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Another faux religious politician who wants to tell us how to live our lives is an adulterer. I'm shocked. Couldn't happen to a more smug guy. Now excuse me while I masturbate to this story, again.
     
  16. thewap macrumors demi-god

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    Another alleged mistress is Amanda Carpenter who is the conservative activist, CNN contributor, and writer for Mark Levin and the Conservative Review who recently published a “BLACKLIST” targeting anyone who supports Ted Cruz’s primary opponent, Donald Trump.

    Just waiting for CNN's take on this story with bated breath.. - :D

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  17. FieldingMellish Suspended

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    All this time and I didn't know. I had you pegged as a Melania thread masturbator, not a Cruz thread masturbator.
     
  18. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Same difference, both plastic.
     
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    Another name we can add to the list of alleged Cruz mistresses is the shoplifting thief now Trump campaign spokesperson Katrina Pierson. I wonder if Trump is also hitting that on the side :).
     
  20. thewap macrumors demi-god

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    Can't wait till Pierson gets interviewed ! GIFpopcornSmilie.gif
     
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    This is going to be interesting, both Pierson and Carpenter are daily fixtures on CNN.
     
  22. thewap macrumors demi-god

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    Ted Cruz learns of the breaking scandal this morning !
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    Come sit on daddy's lap :D
     

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