Skyrim teachings and making your childern Gay.

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by Rodimus Prime, Jan 24, 2012.

  1. Rodimus Prime macrumors G4

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    http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-sk...rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/

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    Sorry I could not pass this one up. I really tried to but this one left me with thinking WTF and kept leaving me WTF. A friend of mine and I had a good laugh at it because we both have spent way WAY to many hours playing Skyrim these past few weeks. Did I forget to say we have been playing WAY to much Skyrim.

    Btw we both are very straight and only are interested in women.

    I am still working on how they pulled this off because honestly Skyrim plays pretty well to the standard male ego in how it does the females chars of the game and in a game where you can scrip the women down a lot more than men and lets not forget about all the nude mods out there for it.

    If by gayer you mean that I took my female character and had her marry another female character for some hot lesbianism actions then yes but fable was much worse in that department any how.

    Either way I just could not pass this one up.
     
  2. MorphingDragon macrumors 603

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    I'm not even sure if you CAN make this up.
     
  3. thekev, Jan 24, 2012
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    thekev macrumors 604

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    Isn't that a satirical site?

    What they need is a Wilford Brimley mod again, so he can go on a rampage like in The Thing :D
     
  4. NutsNGum macrumors 68030

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    Yep.:D
     
  5. Andeavor macrumors 6502

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    Isn't' christwire.org a joke site? They recently claimed William Shatner of StarGate fame was killed while filming a commercial for a travel agency, which he isn't associated anymore, I believe.
     
  6. Rodimus Prime thread starter macrumors G4

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    well I look like a fool now. Not the first time nor will it be the last time.

    You know while the site might be a joke. I sadly know people who really believe that type of crap about games that they make you gay.
     
  7. NutsNGum macrumors 68030

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    Man, you're not the first person to be gotten by a satirical website. I went around showing everyone the click-wheel MacBook on The Onion a few years ago.
     
  8. yg17 macrumors G5

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    Don't feel bad, it's just Poe's Law at work ;)
     
  9. iJon macrumors 604

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    It's always funny when someone new falls for ChristWire's shenanigans.

    If any of you are on Facebook you should add the owner of the site. He does't go under his name but it is Stephenson Billings. He posts some pretty damn funny stuff all day. Cracks me up every time.
     
  10. maril1111 macrumors 68000

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    haha nice :D

    btw this is one of the weirdest statistics i have seen for a while.
     
  11. Raid macrumors 68020

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    What 10 posts and no arrow references?!?

    Ok I got one:

    I was straight once but I took an arrow in the ...

    There I feel better now. :D
     
  12. iStudentUK macrumors 65816

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    I was going to make one, but then...
     
  13. ucfgrad93 macrumors P6

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    I down voted you Prime for falling for such an obvious con job. :p
     
  14. Rampant.A.I. macrumors 6502a

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    That's what makes Christwire so great, though. Some of their articles lately are bordering on The Onion, but overall they do a great job of seriously satirical trolling... It's really great stuff, and kind of scary how believable as coming from the religulous some of it is.

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    Poe's law states:

    Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.[2]


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_Law

    This is solid comedy gold, IMO
     
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    And I just negated everyone's prior efforts. :p
     
  16. Hastings101, Jan 29, 2012
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    To be fair, the female characters in Skyrim are so hideous that it's entirely possible they'd turn you gay.
     

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