... and yes, I am speaking the truth. I called the Tampa Apple store for a friend to see about installing an airport card in his Mac Mini( freakin' daughtercard, so retarded), and after the umpteenth ring, I am greeted by " Good morning, Apple Store Tampa, this is Danika, how can I help you?.." I was like "wha?????" I asked here her name again, and she said it was Danika. So after finding out that they have the daughtercards there and they can install it, I hung up to tell my friend/coworker that I just got off the phone with Danika from Apple, He told me that I was a friggin' idiot, and that there was no way I spoke to Steve's assistant. Then I told him the whole story, yeah, he left and said I'm a dork. (But i saw him take the mini to go to the Apple store...) There that's the end of my REALLY exciting story for the day.