So Moses didn't have tablets after all, it was.....

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  1. ezekielrage_99 macrumors 68040

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    ...I was going to say "gelcaps" as a joke.

    Then I read the article and realized I wasn't far off. :D
     
  4. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    "And I saw a burning bush....cause I got high.
    And I parted the Red Sea....cause I got high
    And I smoked more of that acacia s***....but then I got high
    Because I got high
    Because I got high
    Because I got high"
     
  5. killerrobot macrumors 68020

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    "I said to the pharaoh let my people go... cause i got high.
    And then the Seven plagues came...cause i got high.
    I then wandered the desert for 40 years...
    Because I got high
    Because I got high
    Because I got high"

    I heard that song today, and it was in my head as soon as I read this article. You beat me to it all though...cause i got high.
     
  6. angelneo macrumors 68000

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    What's the title of the song?
     
  7. ArmyKnight12 macrumors 6502

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    There were Ten Plagues in Egypt.
     
  8. killerrobot macrumors 68020

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    Doh! You can tell who paid attention in Sunday School.;)
     
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    This reminds me of what i say about the bible. 13 guys sitting around a fire getting high writing a book and all thinking of the most outlandish thing they can and see if they can get people to believe it.

    "Oh man, say he walked on water or something, that'd be cool man"
    "No one would believe that ... i'll put it in"

    I wonder how surprised they were when people believed it. At least they were all smart enough (or at least some of them were) to reap the benefits of peoples "belief". Which the church still does to this day :)

    EDIT: I'd meant to post this on another thread but it was closed before i could post.
     
  10. Mord macrumors G4

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    Going by my experiences with DMT I don't doubt it as a possibility, it can take your head places you never thought possible.
     
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    Jesus: "That's sweeeeet, dude. What else can I do?"
     
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    Moses missed three of them as he was out searching for corn chips.
     
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    Sounds like someone was sitting around his computer getting high writing a post and thinking of the most outlandish thing he could about the Bible. :rolleyes:
     
  14. ntrigue macrumors 68040

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    LMAO. Biblical humor.
     
  15. TBi macrumors 68030

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    I don't need to be high to point out outlandish things about the bible. Also i don't do drugs :)
     
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    Macrumors is practically a drug, though.
     
  17. madoka macrumors 6502

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    So saying that the Bible's authors were all sitting around a campfire, high on drugs, and coming up with the craziest things they could think of is not outlandish?

    Show me ONE drug addict that would rather be imprisoned and die a martyr than renounce one of their drug induced hallucinations.

    Not only are you insulting Christians and their beliefs, you are showing your general ignorance of biblical history.
     
  18. Much Ado macrumors 68000

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    His lack of belief is insulting your belief? I'm insulted.
     
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    Dinosaurs. Explain.

    Do you really believe the world is less than ten thousand years old?
     
  20. Luis macrumors 65816

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    Because I Got High :D

    Haha! Greatest song reference in Macrumors ever!
     
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    Having worked in a meth clinic I could show you countless users who would renounce every single hallucination at any cost to be free from addiction.
     
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    Hold on now... if you don't believe in the stuff, it is indeed quite outlandish, so it's not insulting to say so.
     
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    TBi - I remember reading somewhere about controversy on how to translate that part where Jesus walks on water. Or along the water, rather. There's just so many misunderstandings.

    To the Christians replying here: Chill.
     
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    is that what they call the truth now?
     
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    a lot has been lost in translation ...
     

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