I know the bottom right "seam" is not actually one; it's just there for looks. However the top seam connects the two antennas, just like the bottom left "death grip" seam. Why doesn't the problem occur when I bridge the antennas at the top seam? I don't lose any bars at all, but when I touch the bottom one, I go all the way to no service. Also, is it true that the FCC makes manufacturers put the antennas at the bottom of phones, or is that just a myth created by Apple haters? It seems to me that if Apple could slightly modify the logic board and/or antenna connections to make the "death grip" occur at the top seam, rather than the bottom, then this problem could be fixed. No one touches the top of the phone while holding it. No fanboy comments. No Apple bashing. Keep it mature in here.