Student Expelled for Casting a Spell

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  1. jkcerda macrumors 6502

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    http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=95218&page=1

    Female = possible witch <<Check

    of COURSE the "woman" is most likely guilty here, they ALL are capable of witchcraft :amen:if it wasn't for evil wenches, I am sure I would have been 6' tall, handsome & rich by now :D

    PLEASE adjust your sarcasm meters when replying, hard to believe we are dealing with this crap in this day & age. guessing the moron affected has watched "American Horror story" one too many times.
     
  2. hulugu macrumors 68000

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    I wouldn't expel the student, instead, I would grade the effort.

    Did the target of the spell change? No. Sorry, only half points. Please try harder next time.
     
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    Tulsa must have been transported to Saudia Arabia when "The Event" happened in Nantucket.
     
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    Well, I love it when officials actually believe in witchcraft.

    I think its time to seal off that state and quarantine it;.
     
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    That assistant principal and any other idiot administrators involved are clearly not competent to be educating children. Fire them all and strip them of their educators licenses permanently. Go find a new career.. I hear McDonalds is always hiring.
     
  6. jkcerda thread starter macrumors 6502

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    totally plausible, every woman has the ability to cast spells, its in their "jeans" :D
     
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    Heh. If this story grows legs around Oklahoma, that school principal will get a good lesson in embarrassment. Horselaugh City, for sure.

    Idiot.
     
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    The only magic here is re-incarnation: The story's from 2000.

     
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    And it was made into a TV movie:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_Like_Everyone_Else
    Not Like Everyone Else is a 2006 TV movie that aired on Lifetime Television and starred Alia Shawkat, Illeana Douglas and Eric Schweig. It is based on a true story of events that happened to Brandi Blackbear in 1999–2000. This telefilm was shot in Shreveport, Louisiana.
     
  12. jkcerda thread starter macrumors 6502

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    are you implying the witch in question used the DeLorean & made it back to the future? :confused:
     
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    Kissed by a Princess, were you?
     
  14. jkcerda thread starter macrumors 6502

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    It's real, hell, American horror story is in season 3, it HAS to be real :p
     
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    I noticed this as well...
     
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    Hm. It is clearly time to retrieve & reread my (much loved) copy of the wonderful book "The Last Witch Finder" by James Morrow. (For those who love wit, learning, intelligence in writing and a book that is a rollicking good read, I cannot recommend it highly enough.)

    What a very odd and rather strange country the US seems to be at times......would Nathaniel Hawthorne be able to do justice to this sort of tale, if he were still in the land of the living, do you think?
     
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    Furthermore, should they really expect anything less? I mean, really, and not to stereotype (my family comes from Oklahoma):

    1. There are at least 15 different tribes in that area alone. I can think of 7 off the top of my head (Cherokee, Choctaw, Chickasaw, Seminole, Creek, Sac and Fox, Delaware).

    2. Blackbear is an Indian name.

    3. Dances and spells abound, especially with peyote being involved in their rituals.

    One would hope that being accused of being a heretic would have died in colonial times, and especially after Salem. Sadly, we are proven wrong.

    BL.
     
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    I heard that the Oklahoma Board Of Education (an oxymoron?) is adding Malleus Maleficarum to the required reading list.
     
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    An excellent addition to the library, and required reading list, needless to say. One may contemplate burning the remainder of the collection on the required reading list, but cherish and treasure this timeless text - indeed, it may need to be kept chained to its shelf lest nimble student hands feloniously remove it..........


    Ah, now that is an ancient and venerable office well worth resurrecting and resuscitating in these challenging times. And I am quite certain that we should be able to fill it with admirably qualified candidates.
     
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    Well, How can't it be real? You can't just make **** up on TV ;)
     
  23. jkcerda thread starter macrumors 6502

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    Sweet, I was a little worried about the claims I see on the extenze commercials, but since they can't lie I am good to go :D
     

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