SUPER MEGA KRAZY STICKY, Sponsored By Krazy Glue®: THE IPHONE ONLY HAS ONE SPEAKER!

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  1. mcdj macrumors G3

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    Another fine Krazy Sticky, brought to you by the makers of Krazy Glue®...

    One of your iPhone speakers may appear to be broken, as you can not hear sound coming out of it. This is because one of the "speakers" is actually not a speaker at all, it is the microphone. Your phone is not broken or defective. It was designed that way.

    Let's all say it together!

    "The iPhone has one speaker, and one microphone."
     
  2. QuarterSwede macrumors G3

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    Hahaha. I just noticed that thread on the Spy as well. How many times do people have to ask this question?
     
  3. scott85213 macrumors member

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    Phones have a speaker and a microphone? Now that is just a damn lie.
     
  4. Jeremy W macrumors regular

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    But when I put my ear up to the microphone, I can't hear anything coming out of it! Mine's broken.
     
  5. Flhusky macrumors 6502a

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    LIES !!!!!
    Ear Piece + Speaker Phone/iPod speaker = 2 speakers

    :D
     
  6. mcdj thread starter macrumors G3

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    No, seriously. Come on. Mods? Make this stick? Please? Pretty please?
     
  7. aphexii macrumors 6502

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    Technically speaking, it has two speakers. One on the bottom, one near the top :)
     
  8. MacBoobsPro macrumors 603

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    BAN!!!!! :D
     
  9. HeavenDivine macrumors member

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    one of my speakers doesnt work. no sound comes out of one. i came to this thread to see if anyone can give me some advice?

    please help?
     
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  12. Flhusky macrumors 6502a

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    my 20megapixel iPhone night vision see threw her shirt camera also isn't working.
    :(
     
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    I'll trade ya!!!!!
     
  15. t0mat0 macrumors 603

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    Sticky? I thought you had to put *SUPER MEGA KRAZY STICKY* in your title to get that.


    Oh, wait. How about *STICKY ME PLS MODZ WTFBBQ* ? Or just ask one...

    The iPhone has one speaker. Unless you plug the headphones in, and then you get a left speaker, and a right speaker... :rolleyes:

    Aren't we allowed to be snarky just this once BlueViolet? ;)
     
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  17. kkat69 macrumors 68020

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    I say no on the sticky. Why? Well if they miss the full page picture in their manual AND the similar picture on the apple site (http://www.apple.com/iphone/specs.html) then they deserve the ridicule.
     

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  18. Flhusky macrumors 6502a

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    Wonder if Arn can make that graphic pop up automaticly when some starts a thread;'*1 sp*'
    yes wildcard thread interception :)
     
  19. aphexii macrumors 6502

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    I hate to say it, but even with a sticky, you know we would still get a number of people asking it anyway.
     
  20. t0mat0 macrumors 603

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    Or maybe added a letter to their user title...+1 up the alphabet every time an auto interception occurs.
     
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  23. Warbrain macrumors 603

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    Because some people are completely ignorant about where to go when looking for basic info.
     
  24. Col Ronson macrumors 6502a

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    are you serious? who ever reads manuals lol
     

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