Ted Cruz to Pick Lyin' Carly as VP

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  1. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Talk about a Fail Mary pass.

    http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/27/politics/ted-cruz-carly-fiorina-vice-president/index.html
     
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    well desperation makes strange bedfellows. hopefully he won't have an affair with her.
     
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    a bit early since he is far away, anyways she already paid her off for the affair scandal.
     
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    He will try but she will screw it up and drive his campaign into the ground. Then try to merge with the Kasich campaign.
     
  5. rdowns thread starter macrumors Penryn

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    Maybe he just needs her to clean house at his campaign headquarters.
     
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    I bet he is having printer problems.
     
  7. rdowns thread starter macrumors Penryn

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    Tomorrow, Ted Cruz will announce the site of his Presidential Library.
     
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    maybe the real position is "intern" ;)
     
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    WOW. :eek:

    This is such a trainwreck election season for Republicans.

    It would say it's sad, if it wasn't so damn funny to watch.
     
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    Wait until Trump announces himself as his VP pick.
     
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    I've done that before. It's surprisingly fun.

    ...though I say that because I handled the fall with much more grace. I surfed that bastard down!
     
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    That was a face wipe out
     
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    Those aren't fun.
     
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    And the best thing the Dems can come up with is Hillary and Bernie? This is a train wreck on BOTH sides.
     
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    Eh, Bernie and Kasich aren't all that bad.
     
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    Kasich is pretty bad, Bernie is the only one who is not a form of cancer.
     
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    And his place on Mount Rushmore.
     
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    hopefully trump won't pick a nutjob like he did for foreign advisers.
     
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    I don't like a lot of Kasich's politics, but I also don't think he's bat**** crazy like Cruz or Trump. He's the Republican safety choice.
     
  21. bent christian, Apr 27, 2016
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    Either one will beat Donald Trump. No doubt.

    Republicans have made it clear they are content to exist as a regional party. They don't want to win the presidency in 2016. I think they will be lucky to be able to win national election in 2020. Some serious re-calibration of the party platform needs to happen before they can appeal to a broad audience.

    This crop of candidates has been an utter embarrassment. An national disgrace. I thought 2012 was bad. At least they had Rmoney to come out as a grown-up and try to attempt seriousness. The current candidates? WOW...just...WOW. No words.
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    Kasich would be the grown-up that Rmoney was in 2012. Unfortunately for Republicans, he wouldn't win. Kasich probably has less of a chance than Trump (who has ZERO). They pretty much have to go full-on crazy to get any traction. Kasich is a nooze, a total bore to watch. I get tried just thinking of his face.
     
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    He is not Full Macintosh like Cruz, but I would trust trump over him any day. Just think of the supreme court Justices that Kasich would appoint, with Trump we don't know who he would appoint, with Kasich there is zero chance of a balanced nominee.
     
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    If you want an immigrant who will deport Mexicans & a job creator who laid off 30,000 people then Cruz/Carly is your team.
     
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    It's not fun when it happens. Luckily a window jam stopped my fall. I was ready to do a leap for the gutter.
     
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    Well, when you're only about 8 feet up, it's not so bad.
     

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