Ted Nugent's 20 Reasons to Vote for Trump

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  1. krause734 macrumors 6502a

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    I got a good chuckle out of this one:
    http://conservativetribune.com/ted-nugents-20-reasons-trump/


    Obama is against Trump
    The Media is against Trump
    The establishment Democrats are against Trump
    The establishment Republicans are against Trump
    The Pope is against Trump
    The UN is against Trump
    The EU is against Trump
    China is against Trump
    Mexico is against Trump
    Soros is against Trump
    Black Lives Matter is against Trump
    MoveOn.Org is against Trump
    Koch Bro’s are against Trump
    Hateful, racist, violent Liberals are against Trump

    Cher says she will leave the country
    Mylie Cyrus says she will leave the country
    Whoopi says she will leave the country
    Rosie says she will leave the country
    Al Sharpton says he will leave the country
    Gov. Brown says California will build a wall
     
  2. LizKat macrumors 68040

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    If Nugent read that list over he'd understand that Trump's campaign has been doomed by Trump's big mouth.

    Maybe someone else wrote the list for him. Do we know for a fact that he's literate?
     
  3. krause734 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Reminded me of
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." Winston Churchill
     
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    Yes we do know he is literate. Although for the right price the NYT will write a piece saying he never learned to read. The going rate for an anti-Trump article is $5.99 or an 8 pack of Cup-O-Soup.
     
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    Yeah but that's a list that looks like it understands that the enemy of their enemy is their fair-weather friend.
     
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    Nugen is definitely all about Nugent. That cartoon is right on the money.

    Maybe the way things are going, the Trump campaign should try the 180º of any new ideas they get first. If something sounds perfect, do the exact opposite in order to advance? What do they have to lose with so little time left.

    I wonder if they have Trump practicing walking around a stage for the town hall style debate on October 19th, where he will be dealing with questions from an audience that isn't necessarily like a Trump rally crowd... Maybe Nugent could warm them up! :rolleyes:
     
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    The sanity of Ted Nugent, be warned this is NSFW.

     
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    yep. standing up for racism, xenophobia, misogyny, being a complete dumbass, mocking disabled people, and being so thin skinned that you spend 1 entire week bashing a beauty pagent from almost 20 years ago because your fragile ego can not handle even one iota of criticism.
     
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    Reasons to vote for trump .......

    4 year cable news comedy special
    Law and Order ....BY ANY MEANS
    Torturing suspected terrorists
    Being friends with Russia
    A first lady that's only concerned with high fashion
    Building a massive wall that illegals will just tunnel under
    Blaming everything wrong on the previous president(Obama)
    Alienating Blacks, Muslims, Mexicans, China, Gays, and Women
     
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    20 Reasons Trumpets Love Ted Nugent.

    1. He's a pedophile.
     
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    Maybe if we elect Trump Jon Stewart will come back
     
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    Sounds like it applies to Obama and Hilary as well.
     
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    Reason #1 to vote Trump:

    Put an end to the Clintons obsession with power once and for all.

    If anyone really thinks she gives a rip about anyone or anything but her own reflection, please let me know. I have some swamp land I'm trying to unload.
     
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    If she only cares about herself she'll want a legacy. And therefore will do a good job.
     
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    The only legacy she desires is being the first woman president. After that, she doesn't give a flip.

    Seriously. Swamp land dirt cheap. Ready to sell.
     
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    Pretty pointless being the first woman president who is then ****...
     
  18. Jess13, Oct 3, 2016
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    I meant it more like: Ted Nugent is worse than birtherism and ‘bleeding,’ and that just his presence (by announcing who he is) was enough to ‘out the window you go!’ He’s said too many ridiculous and/or stupid things to list in the graphic, so just his name sufficed. “R.I.P.” Ted. :)
     
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    Really don't have anything to say about Ted's stupid list, but everytime I see the thread title I marvel at the idea that he can actually count to 20...
     
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    Noted sexual predator and child rapist, Ted Nugent? Yeah, take his advice.
     
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    Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't 'cat scratch fever' cause dementia in some cases? Just sayin'
     
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    Wow.

    I'd be shocked if Nugent was doing all that because he gave a (NSFW) about the people in the audience and his other customers that weren't in that stadium that day. We all know that Nugent looks out for only himself. He's not even a real conservative. Hides behind their banner, though.
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    He's probably allergic to cats so he just plays with his g-string all day. Glad he didn't take up drum beating. Oh, wait...
     

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