Thanksgiving Caption Competition

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  1. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Following Time's magazine Thanksgiving caption competition, some light-hearted stuff in here while you're digesting dinner or having a drink... but with a twist; a bipartisan effort with the two most recent presidents.

    Try both or take your pick:


    A
    President George W. Bush


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    B
    President Barack H. Obama


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    Happy Thanksgiving to everyone at MR
    including all the PRSI reprobates.
    ;) :)
     
  2. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    A

    Come on baby. A little suckie suckie like mama did.

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  4. Ttownbeast macrumors 65816

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    hahahahahahahahahaaaa
     
  5. Ttownbeast macrumors 65816

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    OH ****! I think it pressed that little remote I keep in my pocket.
    Sir, The turkey just nuked France!
    Oh that's OK we didn't like them anyway.
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  6. dmr727 macrumors G3

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    "Wait, aren't I supposed be nibbling on your giblets?"
     
  7. chrmjenkins macrumors 603

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    A
    President George W. Bush


    "Sir, that's a bird. The foreign diplomat is over here."

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    B
    President Barack H. Obama


    "The Messiah heals the crippled in front of a captivated audience."

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  8. renewed macrumors 68040

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    A
    President George W. Bush


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    This must be a Yankee bird. Bit small to be from Texas or the like.


    B
    President Barack H. Obama


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    I'm not gunna kill you sweet pea, mmmm, I'm gunna save you for later. We will rent a room together and charge it to the taxpayers... I think I'll call you Brenda.




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  9. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    "Well, well, well...Scraps is a boy turkey, isn't he?"



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    President Obama welcomes the head of the Tea Party to the White House.
     
  10. Blue Velvet thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    My fave so far. :)
     
  11. blackfox macrumors 65816

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    A:

    "I know the human being and the turkey can coexist peacefully"

    or

    "I know how hard it is for you to be food for my family"

    As for B - I don't see a picture?
     
  12. CaoCao macrumors 6502a

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    "Where do I bite?"
    "Sir, you are supposed to pardon the turkey not eat it!"
    "Mr. Atatürk I the human being and the turkey can coexist peacefully"
    "Sir, the Prime Minister Turkey is right behind you"


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    "Damn, when they said we were making cut backs they meant it, Michelle I think we're having chitlin tonight"
     
  13. Thomas Veil, Nov 26, 2010
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    "Heckuva job, Turkey."



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    President Obama pardoned a turkey today, further enraging Tea Party advocates. Said a livid Senator Jim DeMint, "Exactly where in the Constitution is the president given judicial powers over poultry?!?" Elsewhere, Michelle Bachmann derided Obama's plans to share a turkey dinner with his family as "just another example of socialism."
     
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  15. iJohnHenry, Nov 26, 2010
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    You want mrsciv, next door down the hall.
     

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