You've probably all seen it, but worth a giggle "How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? "Ten. "1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed; "2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed; "3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb; "4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness; "5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb; "6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished'; "7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally 'in the dark' the whole time; "8. One to viciously smear No. 7; "9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along; "10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country."