The Bush light bulb joke

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by diamond geezer, Aug 23, 2005.

  1. diamond geezer macrumors regular

    Jan 26, 2004
    You've probably all seen it, but worth a giggle

    "How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?


    "1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

    "2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

    "3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

    "4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;

    "5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

    "6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished';

    "7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally 'in the dark' the whole time;

    "8. One to viciously smear No. 7;

    "9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

    "10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country."
  2. Sun Baked macrumors G5

    Sun Baked

    May 19, 2002
    Of course what are the democrats expecting to happen after the special investigation into the great burned out light bulb controversy...

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  3. njmac macrumors 68000


    Jan 6, 2004
  4. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

    Thomas Veil

    Feb 14, 2004
    OBJECTIVE reality
    I hadn't heard it either. But it's very funny...because it's so true!
  5. mactastic macrumors 68040


    Apr 24, 2003
    Funny... Makes me wonder too if Bush has ever changed a light bulb in his life?
  6. joepunk macrumors 68030


    Aug 5, 2004
    a profane existence
    Funny. I shall send this to one of my friends who did vote for the guy. I'll see how he reacts now.
  7. mpw Guest

    Jun 18, 2004
    He used to have them changed for him when his was govenor of Texas, he'd always call the janitor 'cause they'd often flicker annoyingly late at night. The worst thing was it was always on the nights he'd been up late signing death warrants.

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