The Dad Bod

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    Now I don't feel so bad for eating all that pie.

    AND IT WAS SOME ****IN' GOOD PIE, YO!
     
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    You gotta finish your pies for beach season. Stay in shape, yo!
     
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    I just got through chugging a gallon of whole milk. Next up: STRAIGHT UP PORK FATBACK!

    ...ugh. I don't feel so good. Oh well. You know how the old saying goes. You gotta suffer for beauty.
     
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    :eek: Always keep down your food. And don't forget to not move.

    Remember: There is nothing the ladies like more than a real man who can't see his own dick!
     
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    It's a struggle, but I'm doing it, by god! Gotta stay stoic!

    Looks like I've still got a ways to go then. HUH HUH!
     
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    A little motivational poster:

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    This article is of little value in that it doesn't elaborate on what kind of women are into the dad bod. Of course, chicks with some meat on them are going to be into guys that are equally out of shape. The real question is if some smoking hot chick in fitness model shape is going to be attracted to some guy with a dad bod. Highly unlikely....
     
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    ... haters gonna hate ;)

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/what-dad-bod-introducing-physique-5637231
     
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    Well, I'm just speaking the truth and pointing out the obvious 800 pound gorilla in the room. But guys with dad bods can dream on :)
     
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    However, on the other side of that coin, there could be that sort of attractiveness to the opposite. I mean, think about it..

    While every guy would love to have someone with a Gisele, Anna Kendrick, Emma Watson, or Kate or Pippa Middleton figure, or (as wrecked as it is) even a Kardashian figure, as long as she's attractive, there are a number of guys out there that wouldn't mind a bit of meat on those bones.

    For example, as much as they are gorgeous, guys wouldn't mind a Wendy or Carnie Wilson (after Carnie lost weight).

    BL.
     
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    You are just jealous that you'll never win that hot dog eatting contest :eek:
     
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    Yes, there are going to be a few exceptions to the rule. However, girls in really good shape tend to date guys that are in really good shape and vice versa.

    As long as the hotdogs are zero calorie I'm in. :)
     
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    If your bank account is big enough your banging hotties without effort. Dad bod or adonis.
     
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    Hmmmm.......

    There are probably quite a few different things going on here.

    The real 800lb gorilla in the room is the fact that there are more than a few young (ie. in their twenties or even younger) women who find men in their late 40s or early fifties sexually attractive.

    You can chalk this up to unresolved issues with their own fathers (sort of like a female version of the Oedipal complex) - or simply the fact that us older fellows are more likely to have a day job that pays relatively well and know how chew with our mouths closed. Or maybe its simply the fact that we are capable of holding a conversation without checking our Facebook page every thirty seconds.
     
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    Or maybe the 20-somethings aren't very good at sex. After all, there are no participation trophies passed out. :eek:
     
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    And grown ups can actually afford dinner and have a car with air conditioning. Beats watching some 20-ish type that spends nights worrying about Destiny raids and $1 special cheeseburgers.
     
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    Really?

    Do you likewise believe that all men are looking for a Mommy?
     
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    No, for a daughter.

    Why do you think they always ask "Who's your daddy?"
     
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    Wow, this thread went creepy quicker than I was expecting.
     
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    :(

    Due to my high metabolism, I'll never have a dad's bod.
     
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    Sure there are. If you do it right you get your trophy in 9-10 months (sometimes sooner)
     

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