the excruciating power of attractive women

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  1. OutThere macrumors 603

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    So, last night I had closed up the café/ice cream place that I work at, I was getting ready to pack up my things and head out the door. The register had been cashed out and turned off, I'd vacuumed and mopped, the ice cream was covered. Then someone knocked on the door. I went up to the door, opened it a bit and said "We're closed, sorry."

    Standing outside was a very good looking girl, roughly my age. She was wearing some sort of low cut tank top...sexy but not trashy. She asked very nicely if there was any way she and her friends could come in and get ice cream. Gah. I caved.

    What's frustrating is that I'm not some nerdy 12 year old who drools at every girl who walks by...I've been with my share of good looking women and I can usually resist their spell, but there are those random moments where they'll make me completely powerless and bend to their will. It really is entirely unfair.

    Just felt I'd throw that little story out there. ;)
     
  2. mariahlullaby macrumors 6502a

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    I understand completely. It's amazing the kind of crap I've done because of a batted eyelash and sheepish smile.
     
  4. ravenvii macrumors 604

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    It's funny because I was/am completely the opposite. If they give me eye bats or sheepish smiles, I like to tell them no, just to see them squirm. It's hilarious.
     
  5. Lyle macrumors 68000

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    Women have no idea what kind of power they hold over us. Or worse -- maybe they do.
     
  6. Sherman Homan macrumors 6502

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    No offense, and without knowing a thing about you, I would hazard a guess that you are completely normal.
     
  7. DoFoT9 macrumors P6

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    yea they really dont have any idea of the power... sometimes your mind wants to fight it, but theres something that wont let you...stupid women

    gotta love em tho
     
  8. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    That's what I think.

    That's what you think.
     
  9. maccam macrumors 6502a

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    Well don't go spreading it! :D :eek:
     
  10. ravenvii macrumors 604

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    Yeah, that's what you think. Actually that's what they want you to think.

    Until they take your heart from your outreached hand and stomp it with their high heels.

    And a new player is born.

    Women are counter-productive those days. They want the bad guys, and crush the good guys, then later they want the good guys for marriage and babies... and guess what? All the good guys are either 1) taken, or 2) turned into players by cruel women like them.
     
  11. srf4real macrumors 68030

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    Yup. I let some total stranger hold my camera at the beach yesterday just because she was a pretty girl in a bikini. If some dude had asked me, I'd have shot him a "what? buy your own!" line...
    And then there's my wife - talk about girl power!!:rolleyes: :D
     
  12. Teh Don Ditty macrumors G4

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    Hear ya on this. I've done it a few times before at my job.

    Such a sucker.
     
  13. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    I love threads like this... you learn so much about people.
     
  14. FrankBlack macrumors 6502

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    OutThere, guess what? Contrary to what some may have told you, it does not get easier as you get older.

    Oh yes they do.
     
  15. mattscott306 macrumors 68040

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    OutThere- pictures or the girl never showed up.
     
  16. Lyle macrumors 68000

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    Bitter much?
     
  17. G5Unit macrumors 68020

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  18. srf4real macrumors 68030

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    There's always drugs and alcohol...:p Just kidding.:eek:
     
  19. pseudobrit macrumors 68040

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    I'm a bad guy. But everyone already knew that, right?
     
  20. SkyBell macrumors 604

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    Oh, we've always known.
     
  21. SamIchi macrumors 68030

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    So did anything else happen after that? I was waiting for that porn moment... <_<

    Anyways, I think the power goes both ways, cause I've seen women do stupid thing for men too. But I would say women win in that department.
     
  22. steamboat26 macrumors 65816

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    Judging by you avatar, i'd agree :p
     
  23. KristieMac macrumors 6502a

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    I agree. We just have to decide whether to use our power for Good... or for Evil! ;p
     
  24. DoFoT9 macrumors P6

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    forgive me for n00bing it up but whats his avatar??
     
  25. pseudobrit macrumors 68040

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    Depends.
     

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