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Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by macfan881, Feb 24, 2010.

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    Of all the rediculous, racist, homophobic ignorant speakers at GPAC you picked this? really?
     
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    It was CPAC. And hey, don't make fun of that woman. She came all the way from Stepford to make that speech. ;)
     
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    I don't think she had one.

    Couldn't hetero sex be considered "wiggling your penis around in urine"? It's no more of a stretch than saying that gay sex is wiggling it around in excrement. What makes it "normal" to wiggle it around in piss but not in ****?
     
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    Speaking of face palms, you may want to look up female anatomy again.
     
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    Uh, I know the female anatomy. What I'm saying is, if she's making crap up like that, why doesn't she just stretch it further and say that hetero sex is disgusting too since it's the same general area on the body. If her thought process is that anal sex is disgusting because of what comes out of the body near the backdoor, then her thought process should lead her to the same conclusion about hetero sex. Of course, it doesn't, because the people against gay marriage have all but run out of legit reasons to be against it and now they're just going for the shock factor even if they don't realize how hypocritical they sound.

    My original post was worded poorly I suppose. I know anatomy. But the point is still there.
     
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    It's how macfan881 spells "CPAC". Go easy on him, he got most of the rest of his spelling and capitalization correct, which is pretty good considering his track record.
     
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    Because, of course, no heterosexuals ever practice anal sex. Ever.

    Hell, oral sex is not that sanitary, either. You have any idea the kind of germs there are in the human mouth? And don't even try to tell me heteros don't practice that. I can speak from personal experience on that one.:cool:
     
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    I am familiar with what comes out of the body through the backdoor but I am not sure what comes out of the body near the backdoor. ;)

    Of course her argument is completely bunk. I guess we should ban marriage for anal sex practicing heterosexuals as well.
     
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    Don't forget marriage for those who practice oral sex ;).
     
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    D'oh, I meant "from"

    Trust me, I know anatomy, I don't know how to type :p

    Yeah, occasionally you vomit out of there. Wouldn't want to stick it in some place where you vomit out of :eek:
     
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    As long as you don't have an iPhone ;)
     
  18. macfan881 thread starter macrumors 68020

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    Glad I met your approval English Teacher.:rolleyes:
     
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    Trying to imagine attending CPAC. Would one have to steal a bit of Glenn Beck's chalk and rub it on one's face to reduce the damage and redness from the constant facepalms? Or maybe just wear spongy gloves?
     
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    Thats what I thought he meant, but wanted to make sure.
     
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    Good job everyone, I approve :)

    [​IMG]

    /confused as to why people get so flustered about sex in America
    //but we can still have guns to shoot people, right?
     
  22. Sydde macrumors 68020

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    Are you alluding to the "GPac" typo with that image?
    Sex can have the effect of creating more people, guns can do the opposite. Some of us like the idea of more people, some of us think this place is quite full and overstressed.
     
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    The pic just generally refers to the awesomeness of this thread. I normally don't venture into this forum (stay on mac stuff or games), and so coming here and reading all this had me laughing.

    As for the guns, that is a hilarious argument that I'm going to use now every time an Austrian brings up all of America's guns (moved here a year ago, it comes up fairly frequently)
     
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    The people you gotta worry about are the ones who love of the latter more than the former. [/Freud] ;)
     

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