The George Bush Presidential Library

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by Cave Man, Nov 10, 2008.

  1. Cave Man macrumors 604

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    OK, let's start off the titles that will be included in his library. Here's a few:

    Grimms' Tales
    Hop On Pop
    Help Mickey Find His Ball

    I know, I know. That first one is probably too challenging for him to read, but he needs to set a goal for himself.

    What others?
     
  2. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    • The Pet Goat
    • How to Lose Friends & Alienate People
    • Rough Guide to Iraq
     
  3. leekohler macrumors G5

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    All the Curious George books. Maybe he'll learn something. :)
     
  4. bartelby macrumors Core

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    How about some colouring books and some crayons?
     
  5. EricNau Moderator emeritus

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    The entire collection of Dr. Seuss books for sure. :)
     
  6. Anuba macrumors 68040

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    No books. Just rows and rows of empty shelves. An enormous, expensive library building with thousands of shelves and absolutely no books is how I picture a Bush library.
     
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  8. Anuba macrumors 68040

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    And in case someone wonders where the books went...

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  10. synth3tik macrumors 68040

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    I could only see "where's Waldo" and maybe "Faith of My Fathers" that has yet to be read. Oh and maybe the commission's report on 9/11 that also has gone unread.
     
  11. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Not sure if these have a place in the library but they were sure funny.

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  12. Watabou macrumors 68040

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    HAHAHAHA.

    Thank you for making my day. I just had a very tough school day with 3 midterms and I needed a laugh! :D
     
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  14. iShater macrumors 604

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    "Where's Osama" ala Waldo :p

    A book edition of "Where in the World is Carmin Sandiego" but also with Osama ;)
    (Except it would all be still in shrink-wrap)
     
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    Yes friends, we have a winner. No need for any more trees to be sacrificed.

    "My Pet Goat" is the obvious choice. (I prefer the "My" vs "The", much more personable.)

     
  17. iParis macrumors 68040

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    The Junie B. Jones Books.

    And...

    The entire Left Behinds Series, both kids and adults versions... although, never opened.
     
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  19. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    I would have thought the George Bush Memorial Sewage plant has to be approved first.

    At least this way, there is a fitting place to house the library.
     
  20. mysterytramp macrumors 65816

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    You sure it's going to be a library? Not a comic book shop? Or maybe one of those gift shops in a Bob Evans restaurant with the books that have the headlines from different years and the plaques with the "Hang in there."

    mt
     
  21. Schtumple macrumors 601

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    But they've all been given censored patriotic happy endings, "you made the wroRIGHT MOVE MR PRESIDENT, YOU SLAYED OFF THE EVIL GHOSTS OF GORLAX WITH YOUR USE OF AMERICAN MILITARY POWER, FIGHTING PROUD FOR OUR GLORIOUS NATION, GOD BLESS THE USA"
     
  22. gibbz macrumors 68030

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    How about a bunch from this series:
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    and he seems to be carrying another
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    "Mmmm, smells like the Bush library must be near ... or is that you??"
     
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    The good people of San Francisco voted against that idea. Apparently too many people felt that it would be unfair to the hard-working sewage plant.
     

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