The latest Keira Knightley Crapfest


WinterMute

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Oh, your just asking for a mod mini beating aren't you... :D

Don't you know the lengths edesignuk will go to to protect her good name?

I'd not be in your shoes Mr. Durden ;) :D
 

zelmo

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Now you've gone and done it. A certain mini mod gets a mite irritated when you compare KK to a young boy.:eek:

I agree, though. That trailer looks like so much rubbish.
 

Mr. Durden

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WinterMute said:
Oh, your just asking for a mod mini beating aren't you... :D

Don't you know the lengths edesignuk will go to to protect her good name?

I'd not be in your shoes Mr. Durden ;) :D

Yes. Thank you for the warning. I'll take my shoes off right away. :)

But seriously. There are no words to describe the utter horribleness of that trailer.

What do you think, edesign? Crapfest or no?
 

edesignuk

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As much as I'd like to go off on one, and as much as people are probably expecting it....Domino does look like a big pile of poo, that trailer was awful :eek:

Yes, I did just say that :eek: :eek:

Hell, everyone makes bad films, and this looks line a fine example. Looking forward to Pirates 2 though, and The Jacket looks decent from the little I have seen.

...now...

"modeling young boys clothes."!?!?!? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........

hmmm....where's my...oh, there it is....:D



:D :p
 

jsw

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Actually, e might agree. He hates/hated the short hair, which was cut for this movie.

On the other hand, I like the short hair, and the movie looks like good mindless entertainment. "Million Dollar Baby", no. But sometimes that's what I'm looking for.

Also, if her career goes into the toilet, then she will be more likely to be wandering London, despondent and in need of cheering up. So, again, I'd think e wouldn't mind.
 

jsw

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Ah, so he did agree....

Honestly, the trailer doesn't look that bad to me. Catfights, underwear scenes, guns, models, bikinis, some excellent character actors. I'll bet it's a fun watch.
 

edesignuk

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jsw said:
Honestly, the trailer doesn't look that bad to me. Catfights, underwear scenes, guns, models, bikinis, some excellent character actors. I'll bet it's a fun watch.
Now, I never said I wouldn't watch it anyway :D ;)
 

jsw

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Mr. Durden said:
Although she can always fall back on modeling young boys clothes. :D
Hmmph. Click on e's sig to get the latest image. Those are not hips which could model young boy's clothes.

I think you meant "young boys shirts".
 

Mr. Durden

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Nice to see the sense of humor, edesign. Actually I posted this just to see what would happen, what with your fondness for her and all... :)

Your right, though. Everyone makes a bad movie every once in a while. I'm a big fan of Angelina Jolie... (pauses to day dream for a moment, then takes a cold shower), and she dosent make the greatest character/movie choices either. BUT... I'm always ready with my $8.50 at the theater. :D

Counting the days to Mr and Mrs. Smith.
 

edesignuk

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Mr. Durden said:
Nice to see the sense of humor, edesign.
Hey, it's all just a bit of fun anyways...never take it too seriously...though I do think she's gorgeous of course ;)
Mr. Durden said:
Your right, though. Everyone makes a bad movie every once in a while. I'm a big fan of Angelina Jolie... (pauses to day dream for a moment, then takes a cold shower), and she dosent make the greatest character/movie choices either. BUT... I'm always ready with my $8.50 at the theater. :D
This may interest you ;)
 

LethalWolfe

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I don't like the trailer, but could be an entertaining movie if it doesn't take itself seriously.

"Black-tino"

Hehehe.


That part was funny.


Lethal
 

MacNut

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I think the question is can she have a long term acting career or is she just a hollywood flavor of the month right now.
 

Sun Baked

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edesignuk said:
...now...

"modeling young boys clothes."!?!?!? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........

hmmm....where's my...oh, there it is....:D



:D :p
With short hair and no makeup, in those types of clothes... she'd even be a thrilling enough for Michael Jackson. ;)
 

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Well, Domino is directed by Tony Scott, who did Top Gun and Enemy of the State, both movies I enjoyed. He also did Man on Fire which I hear is good, but I have not seen it.

So, regardless of Ms. Knigtley's appearance in the movie, it might be worth the matinee big screen shoot-em-up fun factor.
 

Lacero

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Her voice in the trailer sounds so god awful amateurish. "Heads you win, tails you lose?" OMG. Haha. I like the intense look of the movie, but if its like that through the whole movie, it's going to be crap to endure through.
 

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jayb2000 said:
Well, Domino is directed by Tony Scott, who did Top Gun and Enemy of the State, both movies I enjoyed. He also did Man on Fire which I hear is good, but I have not seen it.

So, regardless of Ms. Knigtley's appearance in the movie, it might be worth the matinee big screen shoot-em-up fun factor.
He also directed Crimson Tide, which is one of my favorite action-type movies of all time. But even if the movie is ok...for the love of all that is good and decent WHY do that to her? You want her to have a long Hollywood career? Put her in the situations she is best at: looking pretty with long hair and not talking. This pisses me off!! Get that girl in a Bond film, stat!
 

Mitthrawnuruodo

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jayb2000 said:
Well, Domino is directed by Tony Scott, who did Top Gun and Enemy of the State, both movies I enjoyed. He also did Man on Fire which I hear is good, but I have not seen it.
Don't forget True Romance, written by Quentin Tarantino...

Although Tony is not as good a director as his brother, he has a good grip on Action movies, and this one could be all right...
 

HiRez

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Lacero said:
Her voice in the trailer sounds so god awful amateurish. "Heads you win, tails you lose?"
No no, it's tails you DIE! Makes all the difference, right? Suddenly she's the greatest voiceover actress of all time!
 

daveL

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Hey, it looks good enough to pass some time one evening; I'm easy when it comes to action flicks.