We did this at another forum I used to go to, and it went on for pages and pages. So here goes nothin': "There's a passenger with a bomb on board." "A b--!" "No, not a b--, a bomb." "Keep him at twenty thousand. No, feet." "Doctor, can you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?" "I'm sorry, I don't do impressions. My training's in psychiatry." "Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." "Surely there must be something you can do." "I'm doing everything I can...and stop calling me Shirley." ...and of course... "We have clearance, Clarence." "Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"