I need advice on how to commit the perfect Mac murder. Honestly, I'm sick of it and I've had enough. Time for drastic action! I work in a workgroup of about a dozen graphics artists/ad makeup people and we have a range of motley machines from an ancient PowerPC 9000 through some tired G3's and a couple of okay G4's. I've had an IT request for a few new Macs for more than 18 months and yesterday five new G5 machines were delivered to the IT Department. Yes! Then I found out that they were not for us, but going to other areas and ours were still a year away! So it's time to take the law into my own hands! I need to "kill" a couple of my older Macs to force them to be replaced. So what's the best way to do the dirty deed? Any advice?