The Time Ted Cruz Defended a Ban on Dildos

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  1. jkcerda macrumors 6502

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    he needed something to satisfy his girlfriends after they found out that being a huge dick did not mean he had one :p
     
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    Excellent. Hats off to you, sir. :)

    But we still need a guy like Cruz to head off at the pass the unrestrained Sodom and Gammorah of where portions of the US has been heading. It's as unrestricted as the porous American border.
     
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    well he is a butt plug and he has self interest.
     
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    You mean places like Texas where adult bookstores are plentiful? Or Tennessee where one bookstore bills itself as the world's largest? :) https://www.facebook.com/pages/Worlds-Largest-Adult-Bookstore/141680849225917
     
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    Well maybe he was a little threatened, you know the saying "Everything's bigger in Texas!"
    :D;)
     
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    The kicker on that article is priceless:

     
  9. Robisan macrumors 6502

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    Ironically, the ban would've declared him illegal.
     
  10. hulugu macrumors 68000

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    Hahahaha.
     
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    That's the Left for 'ya. Sick enough to contemplate. Sicker still to spend time creating. Sickest? Sticking that into ones privates and getting off.
     
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    Like this passage, Ezekiel 23:20? Oops, I mean Ezekiel 16:49, that's easy to mix up...

    "'Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy.

    Oh, wait, S&G were Old Testament cities. As Christians love to cite when being reminded of shellfish and divorce and copulation and stuff, the Old Testament was overrode by the New - so the tale of S&G doesn't apply.

    Unless you consider Matthew 5:17-19 since it's obvious who's read it and who hasn't...

    Pathetic.
     
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    Struggling for a response much? :)

    That's pathetic.
     
  15. thekev macrumors 604

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    There's a joke in there somewhere about hands-free devices (or at least there should be one).
     
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    Want to expand on that much?
     
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    Heh, indeed!

    In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Cruz’s office declared, “There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship.” That is, the pursuit of such happiness had no constitutional standing.
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    Cruz's college roommate @clmazin:

    Ted Cruz did not have a dildo stashed under his pillow. Ted Cruz slept on top of his pillow.​
     
  19. PracticalMac, Apr 14, 2016
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    Well, technically he is correct.
    "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." is in the Declaration of Independence.

    Does not make him any less evil, anyway.

    ....
    WOW, reading the article makes me really hate him. He wants to impose Christian Sharia law on everyone. (edit spelling)

    .....
    BTW, here is the status on the law § 43.23. OBSCENITY. , which amazingly is still being enforced.
    More here, and here.

    And a DOOZY of comment in this article.


    Republicans really want to be in everyone's bed (let alone bedroom, or any room)
     
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    Something for all those lazy goodfornothings to aspire to instead of flipping burgers.
     
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