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Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by renewed, Nov 30, 2010.
Here you can post ideas on who would be a better candidate than Sarah Palin. I'll go first:
You're gonna have to give me a few minutes - I'm having a hard time holding my 3GS at an angle that provides a good shot of my taint.
Angle or O'Donnell?
Sorry, TV, all your candidates are already spoken for by other groups, and are thus not available for the GOP nomination.
The Independent Party Candidate
The Green Party Candidate
The NORML Candidate
The NAMBLA Candidate
The Meadow Party Candidate, obviously.
It is read from top left, to top right to bottom left to bottom right....
Freaking brilliant. I especially liked the Dr. Smith one.
One might, however, argue that the Independent Party candidate might look more like this:
And let's not forget the Rand Paul-libertarian candidate:
Please, let's stay on-topic.
Any of the guys on the left.
And I'm outta here!!!!
This thread wonderfully illustrates why Sarah Palin won't just fade away.
OK, it's official.
This is THE BEST thread of the year.
Maybe this decade, but that might be premature.
Some may think I'm exaggerating by saying a broom would be a better president than Sarah Palin (to be fair, I wanted a picture of a broom with a bucket for a head, but couldn't find one) but the more and more I think about it, the more I can confirm that a broom would, in fact, have a more successful presidency than Sarah Palin. First of all, Sarah Palin would kill any bi-partisanship that Democrats would be willing to share, creating an extremely hostile environment that serious politics could not operate under. Meanwhile, politicians would be fairly uninterested in the Presidential Broom, allowing them to work for policy and not popularity unlike they ever have been able to before. Secondly, Sarah Palin is very... opinionated and she would make liberal (he he) use of her veto power if she were president. Again, creating a useless political environment. Meanwhile, the broom would be unable to veto OR sign bills, meaning they'll pass after a couple days anyway. And finally, foreign policy. Sarah Palin's deep American exceptionalism is a turn-off for most other countries already... but imagine when she actually goes to other places and make speeches. Representing America! Meanwhile, the broom would probably not be invited at all. Sure, there would be a mocking that America is so stupid that we elected a broom as our leader, but that's nothing compared to the mocking we'd get if we elected Sarah Palin as president.
Can't help you there, but I believe ol' Walt has you covered.
2012 here we come!
Here is the bucket to finish off the broom ... cheers
ALL HAIL PRESIDENT BROOM.
I'm happy you're so excited about it. lol