The world ends Saturday Sept 23 (according to Biblical Astrologers)

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  1. Solomani, Sep 22, 2017
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    What Does Rapture Mean? Nibiru Conspiracy Predicts ‘End Of World’ Saturday, September 23


    So make sure you take a bath tonight (Friday night). You need to look clean and sharp for the Creator. It's rapture day!

    And most importantly, make sure you euthanize your pets (cats, dogs, baby alligators, etc). See below, how these Biblical "End Time" Prophets have advised their ardent followers to do just that, to put down their pets in order to prevent them from suffering during the cataclysm.



    Quote from Wikipedia:
    Roughly a week before the supposed arrival of Planet X in May 2003, Nancy Lieder appeared on KROQ-FM radio in Los Angeles, and advised listeners to euthanize their pets in anticipation of the event as she had done. This led the Fortean Times to conclude that she had put down her dog(s) to save them from further suffering during the Pole Shift cataclysm.

    Nibiru Cataclysm
     
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    Interesting. Is The Donald having baked beans that day? Or maybe Dotard the Shrew and Rocket Man O-Dingo will play whack-a-mole with their shiny red rockets?
     
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    I know this can't be real because I have a dentist appointment on Monday and the world isn't kind enough to end in time to get me out of it :D
     
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    On the bright side, you might get a sucker from the doc for being a good patient.
     
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    I heard about this on the way home tonight. So we aren’t going to wake up Sunday morning? Why are the observatories keeping this a secret. :mad:
     
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    Good to know. I'll pretty up tomorrow just in case. :)
     
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    What do you mean, “world ends”? The plant? Where does it go. Pretty big mass to just up and disappear. Or just the people?
     
  10. Solomani, Sep 22, 2017
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    I have further good news, and bad news, for you.


    Good news: there is absolutely no gun control in Heaven.


    Bad news: all the tickets to Heaven are sold out. Ticketmaster sold the last one to some Chinese scalper for $6000.
     
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    Could try adding fiber to your diet.
     
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    Try running.... works for woman in Colorado Springs.
     
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    I woke up and the world is still here, or at least wifi still works.
     
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    So the matrix is not down?
     
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    People... o_O
    --- Post Merged, Sep 23, 2017 ---
    Saturday is not over...
     
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    I'm looking forward to the rapture. Everyone will be gone and I can finally get some peace and quiet. Don't bother euthanizing your pets, I'll take care of them. Gonna be great.
     
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    I guess someone upstairs screwed up bigly. The world was scheduled to end today. Reports of short lines at the Apple store were a good indication that maybe the end is near... but, still nothing. It's nearly noon now and still no end in sight.

    Maybe Jesus is just fashionably late to his own second coming. Who knows. The important question is why do people keep coming up with these non-sensical end-of-the-world make believe predictions? Don't we have enough real problems to worry about today?

    It's getting old...
     
  21. AsherN, Sep 23, 2017
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    It's Shabbat. As an observant Jew, Jesus does not do work on Shabbat.
     
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    Be funny when they all find out the bible translation misspelled it. Should have said rupture. They all get dis-emboweled.
     
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    This is from the sad "Camp Jesus documentary".

    One link might still work:
     
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    Overnight me some rugala.
     

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