They forgot to say, "It's the most AMAZING iPhone yet."

Discussion in 'iPhone' started by MattMJB0188, Sep 13, 2013.

  1. MattMJB0188 macrumors 68000

    MattMJB0188

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    "It's absolutely beautiful" "It's like no other phone before" "Years ahead of its time"

    I was just wondering if anyone else happens to laugh their a$$ off during Apple's keynotes with the large words they like to use. It's like they are catering to a bunch of idiots.

    Anyone else find it as humorous as I do?
     
  2. user-name-here macrumors 65816

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    I am not a violent person by any means, but if I saw Mr. Ive walking down the street I would punch him in the face ;)

    That's how much I dislike his fake attempts at salesmanship videos (even if they work on the public).

    Just talk to me like a normal person for crying out loud. They sound as if they products cure cancer or something :rolleyes:
     
  3. MattMJB0188 thread starter macrumors 68000

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    It's just insulting...
     
  4. boshii macrumors 68040

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    Lots of people find it humorous, which is why there are so many parody videos.

    It was cool at the beginning, but now it's just a joke. They need to change their style.
     
  5. MattMJB0188 thread starter macrumors 68000

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    It was back in 2007. Maybe a little in 2008. But now it's just annoying!!!
     
  6. user-name-here macrumors 65816

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    Agreed.

    Their slow motion way of talking sounds as if they think I am developmentally disabled and wont be able to understand words spoken at a normal pace.

    Glad I'm not the only one who feels this way.
     
  7. Altis macrumors 68000

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    It's to hype up the romantic illusion that something magical has happened. I mean come on, distillation?

    Even their video ads... The one showing people around the world using the phone, could be used for many other phones... Doesn't show anything but a bunch of people using phones and having a great time connecting with people.

    It's almost as bad as the footage in pharmaceutical ads of late.
     
  8. weespeed macrumors 6502

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    Too funny. I would actually see if he talks that way in real life before punching him. Never know he may actually talk like that.

    I love this parody of him.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKOrkLxOBoY
     
  9. F123D macrumors 68040

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    The iPhone 4 was pretty awesome. It got stale after that.
     
  10. MattMJB0188 thread starter macrumors 68000

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    100% agreed. No other phone had a wow factor. And considering no other phone in 2010 could even come close to the iPhone 4.
     

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